Belarusian sausage: Now toilet paper free!

If you prefer your sausage without added toilet paper, Belarusian sausage is for you.

Belarus President Alexander Lukashenko has proudly claimed his country’s sausages are better than neighbor Russia’s because they do not contain “toilet paper,” reports Radio Free Europe.

Speaking to Russian reporters, he said Belarus had not lowered its food standards.

“Belarusian (food) is of substantially higher in quality. There is no toilet paper in the salami and never was,” he said.

He added that “such facts have been discovered at Russian enterprises — toilet paper, soy, all kinds of additives.”

Coming up next: Feces free Belarusian toothpaste!

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Abortion Barbie courts the dildo voters

In an email to dildo enthusiasts, Texas Democratic gubernatorial candidate Wendy Davis warns that her opponent is not a strong supporter of the dildo industry.

“In 2008, Abbott chose to defend the state’s ban on the sale of sex toys, a case that emerged from the fallout of Lawrence v. Texas,” writes the Observer’s Christopher Hooks. ”Over the years, Abbott has deployed novel legal arguments against gay marriage. But this wasn’t a case about gay marriage, a subject that still animates sincere moral disagreements. This was a case about every American’s god-given right to buy dildos.”

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More about the masterdebator here.

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How much paid annual vacation time do you get?

Two weeks? Three? If you wanted to get more paid time off, would your employer give it to you? How would you go about getting it?

If you work for the federal government, getting paid time off is easy. All you need to do is be a scofflaw who doesn’t work well with others and – Viola! – virtually endless paid vacation.

Thousands of federal workers who have been put on administrative leave for more than a month have been allowed to collect a paycheck, and accrue vacation days and pension benefits, while taxpayers were forced to foot the multi-million-dollar bill, according to a new report from the Government Accountability Office.

Some government employees who broke the rules – meaning they were cited for being untrustworthy or had ongoing issues with co-workers or their bosses — were allowed to remain on leave for large chunks of time while they challenged their demotions, the 62-page report said.

The study, released publicly on Monday, marks the first time auditors have taken a look at the scope of administrative leave and its cost to taxpayers.

During a three-year period, more than 57,000 employees were told to go home – and stay home — for 30 days or more, costing taxpayers $775 million in salary alone. The report found that 53,000 civilian employees were kept home for one to three months. Another 4,000 were kept off the job for three months to a year and hundreds more for one to three years.

Now, get back to work. It cost a lot of money in tax dollars to pay for all this time off.

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While Democrats try to distance themselves from Obama…

Obama wants you to know that voting for a red state Democrat is exactly the same as a vote for him.

The bottom line is, though, these are all folks who vote with me. They have supported my agenda in Congress. They are on the right side of minimum wage. They are on the right side of fair pay. They are on the right side of rebuilding our infrastructure. They’re on the right side of early childhood education.

“So, this isn’t about my feelings being hurt. These are folks who are strong allies and supporters of me.

I wonder how much the Republican National Committee had to pay Obama to get him to say that.

The self-regard of this man knows no limits.

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Little tool complains about ‘little known tool’

Robert Reich and MoveOn.org complain that Republicans will use reconciliation to get their way. Intellectually honest people laugh their asses off.


For those of you who slept through 2010, Democrats used reconciliation to pass Obamacare.

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Six Minutes To Vote

Everyone else around him took less time. I don’t think it shows he is necessarily stupid like some others have implied.

Watch closely. It looks to me like he needs reading glasses and won’t wear them.

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Obama is a Post Turtle

 

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While suturing a cut on the hand of a 75 year old rancher whose hand was caught in the squeeze gate while working cattle, the doctor struck up a conversation with the old man. Eventually the topic got around to Obama and his role as our president.

The old rancher said, ‘Well, ya know, Obama is a ‘Post Turtle”. Not being familiar with the term, the doctor asked him, what a ‘post turtle’ was.

 
More below the fold…

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Millions of Amnesty Cards on order

In literary circles, this is what we call “foreshadowing”.

Despite no official action from the president ahead of the election, the Obama administration has quietly begun preparing to issue millions of work authorization permits, suggesting the implementation of a large-scale executive amnesty may have already begun.

Unnoticed until now, a draft solicitation for bids issued by U.S. Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) Oct. 6 says potential vendors must be capable of handling a “surge” scenario of 9 million id cards in one year “to support possible future immigration reform initiative requirements.”

The request for proposals says the agency will need a minimum of four million cards per year. In the “surge,” scenario in 2016, the agency would need an additional five million cards – more than double the baseline annual amount for a total of 9 million.

“The guaranteed minimum for each ordering period is 4,000,000 cards. The estimated maximum for the entire contract is 34,000,000 cards,” the document says.

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Another Racial Attack On University Of Illinois Campus…

… This makes 45 such attacks in the area since the first of October.

SEVERAL U OF I STUDENTS ATTACKED BY ROVING GANG NEAR CHAMPAIGN CAMPUS, POLICE SAY

The ABC7 I-Team is reporting a rash of random attacks near the University of Illinois flagship campus. A safety alert for students was posted after Champaign police say five students were jumped and beaten by a roving gang over the weekend.

One-by-one early Saturday morning, a gang of men attacked several people as they walked down streets near the U of I campus. For about an hour, the gang roamed a small section of Champaign and police say they targeted random victims, beating them to the ground, in what resembles a big city gang ritual.”

Did I say racial? Yes. Here’s why:

Investigators describe the attacks as black males, 25 years old, and each wearing dark clothing, possibly driving in a blue sedan or SUV.

While police have not publicly identified suspects or a motive for the mob violence, random-victim beatings are consistent with some street gang initiations. “

U of I must be a gun-free zone.

Read more at ABC7 Chicago

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So Obama Is The Second Coming – Or Something

Have you read Barbara A. Thompson’s book, “The Gospel According to Apostle Barack: In Search of a More Perfect Political Union as “Heaven Here on Earth”?

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Thompson is an academic, a Professor with Florida A&M University.

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Prof. Barbara Thompson

The College Fix tells us about the book: “PROFESSOR’S BOOK HAILS ‘APOSTLE BARACK,’ COMPARES HIM TO JESUS”. They also tell us:

Professor Barbara Thompson, its author, told the school’s student newspaper during a book signing Tuesday that the 220-page undertaking, largely a compilation of his speeches, was a result of divine inspiration:

Her son … was the impetus behind the book. After a bad accident, Barbara Thompson prayed for her son to be healed. After her son’s healing, she had a dream when the spirit of God spoke to her and told her to ‘go on a journey with apostle Barack.’ …

Apostle, a leader with a new cause, is how Thompson defines Obama.

“He walks the earth for a more equalized, more middle class and working poor society,” she said. She compared apostle Barack to apostles like Jesus and Martin Luther King Jr.”

… (During her book signing event) she provided a complete breakdown of the good that has happened during the President’s 4-year term. Healthcare, the economy, education and federal initiatives interests are the ‘Good news’ from the apostle.”

Gay Patriot quotes from her book:

[A]s I began to contemplate ways to assist Barack in his 2012 re-election bid something miraculous happened. I felt God’s (His) Spirit beckoning me in my dreams at night. Listening, cautiously, I learned that Jesus walked the earth to create a more civilized society, Martin (Luther King) walked the earth to create a more justified society, but, Apostle Barack, the name he was called in my dreams, would walk the earth to create a more equalized society, for the middle class and working poor. Apostle Barack, the next young leader with a new cause, had been taken to the mountaintop and allowed to see over the other side. He had the answers to unlock the kingdom of “heaven here on earth” for his followers. The answers were repeated – over and over – in speeches Barack had made from his presidential announcement to his inaugural address. Those speeches or his teaching.s contained the answers to the middle class and working poor people living in a “heaven here on earth.” For when the answers were unlocked and enacted, Apostle Barack’s vision of America would be realized.”

She sounds like a nut. It looks like her students think so, too. Florida A&M’s professor ratings have comments from students. Two comments:

“Doesn’t have a clue.”
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” WORST TEACHER..EVER! she has the worst attitude and is not willing to help students RUNNN!!!”

These people are teaching our kids to be insane.

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Obama to enter treaty with Iran without Congress

First read this segment of Article II, Section 2, Clause 2 of the Constitution…

[The President] shall have Power, by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate, to make Treaties, provided two thirds of the Senators present concur;

Now, having done that, read this from the New York Times.

No one knows if the Obama administration will manage in the next five weeks to strike what many in the White House consider the most important foreign policy deal of his presidency: an accord with Iran that would forestall its ability to make a nuclear weapon. But the White House has made one significant decision: If agreement is reached, President Obama will do everything in his power to avoid letting Congress vote on it.

Even while negotiators argue over the number of centrifuges Iran would be allowed to spin and where inspectors could roam, the Iranians have signaled that they would accept, at least temporarily, a “suspension” of the stringent sanctions that have drastically cut their oil revenues and terminated their banking relationships with the West, according to American and Iranian officials. The Treasury Department, in a detailed study it declined to make public, has concluded Mr. Obama has the authority to suspend the vast majority of those sanctions without seeking a vote by Congress, officials say.

There you go. The Imperial President will strike the “most important foreign policy deal of his presidency” but he doesn’t need the “Advice and Consent” of the Senate. Why? Because shut up, that’s why.

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Register your gun and this happens…

In the UK, those who have gone to the trouble to register a gun are now subject to unannounced, warrantless “inspections” of their homes.

Registered gun owners in the United Kingdom are now subject to unannounced visits to their homes under new guidance that allows police to inspect firearms storage without a warrant.

The new policy from the British Home Office went into effect Oct. 15, permitting police and constabularies to conduct surprise home visits to legitimate gun owners.

“Americans should view the UK’s ever-expanding gun control efforts with grave concern,” the National Rifle Association’s lobbying arm said on its website Friday.

Britain’s gun owners were subject to the home visits before the update, but the inspection had to be conducted with prior notice.

“Where it is judged necessary, based on specific intelligence in light of a particular threat, or risk of harm, the police may undertake an unannounced home visit to check the security of a certificate holder’s firearms and shotguns,” the updated policy says.

There are reasons why they want you to register your guns. This is one of the reasons.

More here.

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Ordained ministers forced to conduct gay marriages

They said it wouldn’t happen. It is happening.

Alliance Defending Freedom attorneys filed a federal lawsuit and a motion for a temporary restraining order Friday to stop officials in Coeur d’Alene, Idaho, from forcing two ordained Christian ministers to perform wedding ceremonies for same-sex couples.

City officials told Donald Knapp that he and his wife Evelyn, both ordained ministers who run Hitching Post Wedding Chapel, are required to perform such ceremonies or face months in jail and/or thousands of dollars in fines. The city claims its “non-discrimination” ordinance requires the Knapps to perform same-sex wedding ceremonies now that the courts have overridden Idaho’s voter-approved constitutional amendment that affirmed marriage as the union of a man and a woman.

If God doesn’t sanctify same sex marriages, the ministers have no power to marry anyone under their understanding of the Biblical marriage. Neither ministers nor the courts have the power to force God to do something He doesn’t want to do. The ministers should make it clear that they are not acting in their capacity as ministers, that the ceremony is Kabuki theater and that they are just “rendering unto Caesar what is Caesar’s”. They should state their opposition and then they should do what they have to do.

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Hero walks into an inferno

The man in the blue hat rushes in where others fear to go.

Details.

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The Two People In This Car Lived

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The accident happened on a road in the city of Qingdao when a large lorry carrying the container toppled over, shedding its load on to the car containing the two man and woman.

Emergency services were sure that nobody could have survived the crash and that it was simply going to be a grisly case of recovering crushed bodies from within the wreck.

But as they set about their task, they heard a woman calling for help from within the twisted metal.

A stunning rescue operation involving a 100 tonne crane then got underway, and it was discovered the couple had only 60cm of space remaining inside their crushed car.”

Read more at the UK Daily Mail

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NYT Publishes Officer Darren Wilson’s Story. Animals In Ferguson Promote Killing

Just how satisfying can murder be? If Officer Wilson is not indicted it looks like there will be killing.

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The story in the New York Times tells us that Wilson, “… Is Said to Recount a Struggle”. That wording leads us to believe that Wilson’s story is not truthful. That kind of reporting is inflammatory as we are seeing. There are many in Ferguson, MO who want violence, as the post above shows. The fact that forensic evidence supports Officer Wilson’s story means nothing to them:

The forensics tests showed Mr. Brown’s blood on the gun, as well as on the interior door panel and on Officer Wilson’s uniform. Officer Wilson told the authorities that Mr. Brown had punched and scratched him repeatedly, leaving swelling on his face and cuts on his neck.”

There have been no shortage of death threats. The one above is not the only one:

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Read more at Gateway Pundit here

And here

Remember this? Truck Driver Reginald Denny was dragged from his truck and beaten nearly to death during the 1992 riots in Los Angeles:

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Coal-Fired Power Plants In Arizona To Shut Down

More federal BS caused by fear of non-existent global warming. If these plants are shut down the Valley of the Sun will empty out. No one will live there without electrical energy to operate air conditioning.

This is from AZCentral:

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SRP: Impossible to meet EPA coal edict on time

Salt River Project officials say it will be impossible to meet the EPA’s proposed carbon rules for power plants in the time frame the regulators suggest, and that the plan will require significant new infrastructure.

The Environmental Protection Agency last summer issued the first proposed rules for regulating emissions from existing power plants that contribute to global warming.

They aim to reduce carbon emissions from power plants 30 percent by 2030, although individual state targets vary widely. Arizona has the second-highest target among all the states, with the EPA expectation that the state could reduce the carbon intensity of its power generation 52 percent by 2030.”

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WaPo: “The government wants to study ‘social pollution’ on Twitter”

‘Social Pollution.’ Now there’s a new term. What does it mean? It means any information that is not approved by the regime.

George Orwell predicted this back in 1949. His book, Nineteen Eighty-Four, coined terms that have become parts of English lexicon; terms like Big Brother, Newspeak, and thoughtcrime.

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The National Science Foundation , a federal agency whose mission is to “promote the progress of science; to advance the national health, prosperity and welfare; and to secure the national defense,” is funding a project to collect and analyze your Twitter data.

The project is being developed by researchers at Indiana University, and its purported aim is to detect what they deem “social pollution” and to study what they call “social epidemics,” including how memes — ideas that spread throughout pop culture — propagate. What types of social pollution are they targeting? “Political smears,” so-called “astroturfing” and other forms of “misinformation.”

Read more at the Washington Post

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I Visit A Psychic – INTP

I didn’t actually visit a psychic. I heard reference to the MMPI-2 and fell down the rabbit hole. One thing led to another and I found myself taking a personality profile.

I have taken these before, professionally. The military required a psych/type profile upon initial indoc. Delta Airlines did as well. The results of today’s profile were spot on. This is no wonder, since I answered the questions honestly. There is no trick to it. Your answers will indicate which type of person you are. It’s not rocket-surgery.

I have an Assertive INTP personality type which is Introverted (intuitive) with a strong focus on Thinking (logic over feelings). When I’ve taken these previously (Myers-Briggs Type Indicator), the results have been the same.

I found the results and the supplemental information provided (today), quite helpful in understanding my type and others, and also helpful for assisting in dealing with others.

After you take the 10 minute profile, you will see the results. The accompanying information shows up as links at the bottom of each page:

    EXPLORE THIS TYPE

INTRODUCTION
Strengths & Weaknesses
Romantic Relationships
Friendships
Parenthood
Career Paths
Workplace Habits
Conclusion

Try it and feel free to share the results with us.

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Perfect… Obama’s New Ebola Czar Won’t Start Work For 5-6 Months

Really. This is so typical of the Obama administration. Make a phony move so you do nothing.

How many cases of Ebola will there be in the United States in 5-6 months?

Ron Klain Will Not Be At Work For A While

Ron Klain Will Not Be At Work For A While

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This from Weasel Zippers

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Instant Justice For Would-Be Purse Snatcher

I laughed out loud. This is in Chile in the city of Concepcion.

Chubby opportunist Pablo, a serial thief, was left prisoner on the bus with one hand trapped inside the door, which he had tried to force open when he realised they were closing.

And worse was to come – when the hero driver radioed police and then took out a baseball bat he kept for self defence and started bashing the criminal around the body.

The bag thief, said to have several assault, theft and robbery convictions, tried to wriggle out of arrest by claiming his victim was really an aunt called Maria who lived in the countryside and he had been joking with her.

But the driver told him in slang Chilean: “I’m badder than you” – before reducing him to tears as he continued to whack him.

Police were waiting at the next stop and handcuffed the thief before taking his smartly-dressed victim away so she could make a statement.”

Read more at Top Right News where they want to know if you think the driver went too far.

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Heh: “Maybe more guns are needed on campuses to keep radical ‘feminists’ away”

Anita Sarkeesian

Anita Sarkeesian

Feminist” Anita Sarkeesian will not be speaking at Utah State University any time soon, because it’s not a “gun-free zone,” the Associated Press reports. State law allows concealed carry permit holders to possess the means of defense, and that does not sit well with the so-called “media critic and blogger,” who elected to self-abort her planned address in protest.”

Read more at Jews For the Preservation of Firearms Ownership

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Karl Rove Is No Friend Of America

Karl Rove Dances With Donna Brazile - and she's leading

Karl Rove Dances With Donna Brazile – and she’s leading

Karl Rove was one of President George W. Bush’s chief advisers. Today he appears nearly every day on news programs advising Republicans on how to act and think. He is one of the leaders of the ‘Kill the Tea Party’ faction of the GOP.

What kind of record does he have, though? Traditionally, we have been taught that the way to evaluate the acts and the advice of someone is to take a close look at what he has done in the past. If we do this Rove comes up a failure.

Remember the song of the left during the Presidency of George W. Bush? “Bush lied, people died.” We heard it from everywhere. It started in Democrat circles and just… festered.

But what did he allegedly lie about? They said he told everyone that Saddam Hussein’s Iraq had WMD’s – Weapons of Mass Destruction – in order to justify his invasion of that country. They said that none were ever found which made him a liar.

Actually, WMD’swere found in Iraq. Large quantities of chemical weapons were discovered and hundreds of tons of refined uranium ore, called ‘Yellowcake’ were found and shipped out of the country.

Even though the facts were known, Rove advised the President to ignore the ‘Bush lied, people died’ antagonists rather than presenting the facts to refute the false allegations. After all, Bush didn’t lie.

By advising Bush to ignore these false critics Rove caused irreparable damage to his Presidency. As the left continued its attack, blaming Bush for lying and for being greedy for Iraqi oil, the accusations did more than damage President Bush. It also damaged his party. Americans were continually told that the GOP was corrupt and all you had to do was look at the President’s and the vice-President’s connections with the oil industry.

Even the far left website The Daily Beast has noted Rove’s perfidy. In and article titled ‘Insiders Blame Rove for Covering Up Iraq’s Real WMD‘ they say:

According to Wurmser, “in 2005-6, Karl Rove and his team blocked public disclosure of these (findings) and said ‘Let these sleeping dogs lie; we have lost that fight so better not to remind anyone of it.’”

Rove declined to comment for this story.”

Now Rove is helping to lead the Republican leaders toward rejecting ordinary American’s concerns and toward Progressive ideals. His ability to raise large sums of money via his PAC certainly has a lot to do with this.

Looking at his history one wonders if he is, perhaps, a Democrat sleeper agent.

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You be the judge….


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Late Night Silliness

Surfing the net after an entertaining Friday Night Flight…

Prepping goes mainstream – Read it HERE

Someone recently asked me about the pile of gear I had stockpiled for my Post-911 EBay store. “About Two Years ago the family had a joint yard sale. I hauled all my spare masks, gloves, boots, protective over-garments and radiological gear out there and one of the first people who stopped by bought everything”. The next thing I heard was. “Man, I wish I knew where I could get some of that stuff right now”. If anybody out there has some old gear stacked up somewhere, now’s the time to clean out the space.

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