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Why America is so Frgile lesson #1,874


Did you know that you can actually take “light saber” classes?  You know, to become a real Jedi?  New York Jedi promises “the best light saber choreo classes anywhere”.  Only $10!

Important note: They “discourage use of toy sabers (extendable/soft plastic or sequentially-lighting blades) during practice.  Additional equipment (ex: knee pads) is optional.”

Where to begin…..Let’s see for starters they are ALL FUCKING TOYS.  There is no such thing as a “real” light sabre.  Furthermore, none of them have “blades”.  They are fucking plastic tubes that light up.  If they had actual blades I would imagine the New York Jedi Academy would be horror shop of disemboweled and amputated poorly-adjusted adult age children who, for some unknown reason, think Star Wars is real.

And I have no idea why anyone would need knee-pads for “Light Sabre Choreo”.  On second thought, I think I know why….

Bonus Round: The Empire Lucas Films is suing the shit out of these adult-sized children for copy right infringement.  Welcome to the real world, Padawan.

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The Butcher’s Bill

In the past 12 months:

Chattanooga, TN                                  6 killed, 2 wounded by jihadist

Merced, CA                                          1 killed, 4 wounded by jihadist

San Bernardino, CA                             16 killed, 23 wounded by jihadists

Philadelphia, PA                                   1 cop shot by jihadist

Columbus, OH                                      1 killed, 4 wounded by jihadist

Orlando, FL                                           50 killed, 53 wounded by jihadist

This is just in the US.  I can’t begin to list of the frequency and horror of such attacks abroad — it’s daily. But suffice to say YTD 2016 is something around 1,290 separate terrorist attacks killing over 11,800 people and wounding another 14,300.

And that assumes the media even reports it.  For some reason, they do not like to report attacks on Israelis as terrorist attacks 

And now we have a new, home-grown form of terrorist. BLM is quick becoming our US-flavored ISIS.  Over 31 police officers have been shot year to date most notably BLM and Obama-inspired ambushes of police in Dallas and Baton Rouge.  And it doesn’t look good for a Kansas City police officer shot today (“multiple suspects ran from the scene“).  I’m betting ambush.  Again.

The BLM-types are trying to make their case in a similar way by listing out all the people “Killed by Police” with the inference that the police are a murderous, untamed execution squads.  If you click any of the links to get the details, they  almost always read “Police shoot armed intruder” or “Police shoot knife wielding man” or similar.  You know, completely unjustified and all that.

And we’re only 1/2 way through 2016.  When you have over 160 killed or wounded by domestic jihadists, you would think something would change.  When you have police officers gunned down by race-hating & race-baiting thugs, you would think something would change.

What is that change and when is it coming?


Evil is Blinding

bataclan-massacreThe recent course of horrific events makes Alex, Pete, Georgie and Dim look like amateurs.   But these jihadi’s have gone to a whole new level, and that is quietly being kept out of the media.

The Bataclan massacre wasn’t just a mass murder — a bloody, deadly terrorist attack.  it was perpetrated by people who simply aren’t human.

Wahhabist killers apparently gouged out eyes, castrated victims, and shoved their testicles in their mouths. They may also have disemboweled some poor souls. Women were stabbed in the genitals – and all the torture was, victims told police, filmed for Daesh or Islamic State propaganda. For that reason, medics did not release the bodies of torture victims to the families, investigators said.

Yeah, and the French government didn’t want you to know about that part.  “Too inflammatory” or something.  They didn’t want you to know that terrorists are no longer content with just killing you.  They are going to torture you, mutilate you,. carve you up and THEN kill you.  Oh, and film the whole thing so their warped and twisted friends back in Shitakistan can enjoy it, too.

But even now the PC crowd in France is unsure if this was done by the jihadists, or if maybe a grenade or other shrapnel might have done it as evidenced by this transcript:

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Giuliani is Right

hey jackass

When he said BLM is focused on the wrong things.  If you are a black man, you have 99% greater chance of getting shot by another black man v. a cop.

You never, NEVER hear of BLM protests in Chicago.  Unless it involves a white cop.

YTD in Chicagoland there have been 2,115 people shot.

In the 340 identifiable homicide cases, 263 victims were black (77%). When an assailant can be determined (another sad statistic– 270 of the 340 result in no arrest) it is also disproportionately black (67%).  Police represent 5% — spread out across Black, White and Hispanic and ‘Other’ — all police shootings.

The cops aren’t killing black men.  Other black men are killing black men by an order of magnitude.  When is BLM going to address that?

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This should play well in the fly-over states….


You knew it was coming.

Is a church a place of public accommodation and if so – are congregations required to follow anti-discrimination laws regarding gender and sexual orientation?

That’s the issue raised by a brochure published by the Iowa Civil Rights Commission. They contend that any church that opens its doors to the public would be required to comply with sexual orientation and gender identity laws.

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It’s National Klinger Appreciation Day




At least according to Ash Carter.  Just listened to his press briefing.

“Transgender individuals will be allowed to join the military if they have ‘completed their transition’ and are “stable” for a period of 18 months.”

You can’t make this shit up.  And, by the way, these people are not stable. They never will be. They are the antithesis of stable.  The are confused, conflicted and unbalanced individuals who relate to self mutilation to gain a false identity, then often times become even more unbalanced.

Even the Chief Psychiatrist at John Hopkins says transgenderism “is a mental illness”, but, hey, why listen to a guy like that. Rather,  let’s give emotionally unstable people guns.  And not just ordinary guns, but BIG guns.  Fully automatic guns.  And explosives, too.

What used to get you a Section 8 is now the newest recruiting tool.

Let’s not forget that an earlier headline from this week:


I’m sure the transgender crowd will enhance the ‘warfighting toughness’ standard.


My liver did it, not me.

This could get interesting.

Winnebago County law enforcement agencies will participate in a “No Refusal Weekend” over the Fourth of July holiday to discourage DUI suspects from refusing blood or breath tests, Winnebago County State’s Attorney Joe Bruscato said today during a news conference.

Any DUI suspect who refuses a breathalyzer, during the special detail, will be taken to the Winnebago County Jail where prosecutors will help police officers throughout the county obtain a search warrant from a Winnebago County judge ordering the suspect to submit a blood sample, Bruscato said.

Here’s the real rub:

A judge’s search warrant to obtain a blood sample is an order directed at law enforcement to collect the sample. If the defendant refuses and a charge of obstructing justice is filed, it would likely be based on an allegation that the defendant is destroying blood evidence, DeRango said.

DUI blood evidence is eliminated by the body over time, DeRango said.

So, if you refuse, you are charged with felony obstruction of justice for destroying blood evidence, which would be impossible NOT to destroy by their definition.  It is destroyed by your continued illegal action of remaining alive and breathing in and out.  Since the liver, circulatory system and respiratory system are all participating, prepare for RICO charges as well.


Something you will never hear on TV

pulseIt doesn’t fit the narrative.  Remember, this crime was committed by a self-hating closeted gay man who could not reconcile his desires with his beliefs.  Oh, and easy access to guns.  That, too.  A self-loathing homosexual who was provided easy access to assault-style machine guns.

Or Not.

So far, [the FBI] have found no photographs, no text messages, no smartphone apps, no gay pornography and no cell-tower location data to suggest that Mateen — who was twice married to women and had a young son — conducted a secret gay life, the officials said.

The FBI is continuing to explore Mateen’s past, but investigators now believe the men who made the claims are not credible, or confused Mateen with someone else.

The FBI has not said whether it has uncovered any evidence that Mateen visited the Pulse nightclub prior to the shooting.

Remember, this is all about inclusion and common sense gun laws, not radical Islam / Jihadi terrorism, despite what the gunman has actually proclaimed or what the FBI investigation reveals.


Full Circle


full circle

I’m going to have to go back to school; our language has changed so much I’m not sure I can communicate in what traditionally has been called ‘English’.  Better throw some of the new-fangled sciency-type classes in there, too.

Add “Non-binary” to the list of shit I don’t understand.

An Oregon judge ruled Friday that a transgender person can legally change their sex to “non-binary” rather than male or female in what legal experts believe is a first in the United States.  Multnomah County Circuit Court Judge Amy Holmes Hehn legally changed 52-year-old Jamie Shupe‘s sex from “female” to non-binary.

Is there some kind of ice-bucket challenge going on in the gender identity circles these days?  A sort of one-upmanship that has gone amok?

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And so it begins…


No guns for you.

A federal appeals court says people do not have a right to carry concealed weapons in public under the 2nd Amendment.

An 11-judge panel of the 9th U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals issued the ruling Thursday.

The panel says law enforcement officials can require applicants for a concealed weapons permit to show they are in immediate danger or otherwise have a good reason for a permit beyond self-defense.

The decision overturned a 2014 ruling by a smaller 9th Circuit panel.


BuzzFeed cancels $1.3 million ad buy by RNC because Trump is “hazardous to our health”

A new spin on an old topic.  Does any of this sound vaguely familiar?

Earlier today Buzzfeed informed the RNC that we would not accept Trump for President ads and that we would be terminating our agreement with them. The Trump campaign is directly opposed to the freedoms of our employees in the United States and around the world and in some cases, such as his proposed ban on international travel for Muslims, would make it impossible for our employees to do their jobs.

Great exit question from Sean Davis:

If BuzzFeed has the right to refuse business because a potential customer supports a policy that offends their conscience, why don’t Christian bakers who are being asked to cater a gay wedding have the same right?


Not an elegant solution, but effective.

parent note


Obama’s long arm has been extended again forcing schools to extend transgendered students the right to enter the locker room of their ‘self-identified’ sexual orientation.  So, how does that work exactly?  Here’s how:

Under the guidance, schools are told they must treat transgender students according to their chosen gender identity as soon as a parent or guardian notifies the district that that identity “differs from previous representations or records.” 

There is no obligation for a student to present a specific medical diagnosis or identification documents that reflect his or her gender identity, and equal access must be given to transgender students even in instances when it makes others uncomfortable, according to the directive.

“As is consistently recognized in civil rights cases, the desire to accommodate others’ discomfort cannot justify a policy that singles out and disadvantages a particular class of students,” the guidance says.

The solution is simple:  Make everyone so damn uncomfortable it gets repealed.   I suggest this even as the parent of two girls:  Every parent of a male student needs to  send a letter to their school stating that every  Billy, Bobby or Mack has a gender “that differs from previous representations or records.”  

This does not require a doctor’s note. This does not require any kind of justification. This requires less than a note stating “Please excuse Randy from 3rd period — he has dentist appointment.”; it’s a standing directive.

Have the entire football team showing in the girls locker room.  Have the wrestling team doing weigh-ins in the girls locker room.  Have every male student carrying a note from the parent stating his gender differs “from previous representations or records.”  The disruption will be tremendous.



Please Pass the Soap

locker room

This comment from the NY Post was interesting, and surprisingly simple but telling:

A reader offers a suggestion on the transgender tempest in a piss-pot.

“Bathrooms are very private places,” he writes. “Locker rooms and shower rooms are not. How many women would be happy to share a locker room or shower with a transgender woman who has male sexual organs?

“My guess is that the polling numbers would be dramatically different if pollsters asked about locker rooms instead of bathrooms.”

Excellent point.  The practical reality is that the “bathroom” is often within a locker room.  Just about every gym (school gym, private gym) is set up this way. Just about every public pool is, too. Everything from the private country club to the good ole’ YMCA is set up this way.  There is no way to differentiate ‘bathroom’ from ‘locker room’, and the supporters of this nonsense would not allow such a differentiation even if possible.

Furthermore, the concept of ‘transgender woman with male sexual organs’ is red herring.  In most cases, all you have to do is “self-identify’ as female and into the locker room you go, thank you very much and please pass the soap.

The proponents of this new self-declared ‘right’ want you to view it in the context of two opposite gender people using a common facility at separate times, and/or peeing in separated stalls, removed from view of each other.  Or just applying lip stick in the mirror or removing the asparagus stuck in your teeth.  While all of that may be the case, they don’t want you to envision the photo above.  But that’s the reality of this ridiculous new ‘right’.


Luke 2:8

And there were in the same country shepherds, abiding in the field, keeping watch over their flock by night. And, lo, the angel of the Lord came upon them, and the glory of the Lord shone round about them! And they were sore afraid. And the angel said unto them, “Fear not! For, behold, I bring you tidings o great joy, which shall be to all my people. For unto you is born this day in the city of David a Saviour, which is Christ, the Lord. And this shall be a sign unto you: Ye shall find the babe wrapped in swaddling clothes, lying in a manger.” And suddenly, there was with the angel a multitude of the Heavenly Host praising God, and saying, “Glory to God in the Highest, and on Earth peace, and good will toward men.


Girls will be boys, and boys will be girls. It’s a mixed up, muddled up, shook up world

Get ready for LOTS more of this in our “you can be whatever you want to be” society.

Women pretends to be a man.  Woo’s and courts another woman who believes She is a He.  He isn’t, but identifies as a She.  The real She falls in love with the artificial He.  She and She have He & She sex, which in the end is really She & She sex, but the real She can’t tell the difference.

The real She eventually finds out that He is a She and hilarity ensures  files a lawsuit.  And wins.  Emotional trauma and what not.  I wish the courts the best of luck trying to sort all of this out, especially form an actionable perspective.

If I had known that you could sue for romantic deception, my blind date with a “lovely, funny, intelligent and even-tempered” girl back in college would have ended very differently having discovered she was, in fact, a hideous. psychotic soulless bitch.



Welcome to the New Normal


Doesn’t really matter; it’s still terrorism.  Making you live in fear.  Changing the way you live your life.

When I lived in Las Vegas I had an office in a tall bank building.  It was (at the time) the largest building in Las Vegas that wasn’t a casino.  The bank received a bomb threat and the building was evacuated. Bomb squad shows up. (Interestingly, they told US to go back in and search our offices as they would not be able to recognize if something didn’t belong etc. — how times have changed.  That and their bomb dog died the day before.  Seriously.).  Next day, same thing.  And the next.  Finally the police said that it was up to us if we wanted to evacuate anymore — probably some demented guy getting his jollies watching us stream out of the building everyday.  So we stopped vacating, and the threats stopped.

I don’t think Jihadi John is going to give anyone a heads up before an actual attack.  It’s counter productive to the goal.  Meanwhile, they will keep us off balance with threats of violence in between their actual acts of violence — which are seldom if ever notified in advance.  If the police had uncovered / discovered / thwarted some kind of plan in motion that’s different — but a random call to a school superintendent is not consistent with how actual terrorists operate; it’s how a sophomore wanting out their biology exam operates.



All Los Angles schools are closed today.  All of them.  Credible Threat.

But instead of addressing the real issue at hand – terrorism—we leap to politicize something used by terrorists (guns).  And doing so is a distraction that lures us into a false sense of security under the guise that ‘action is being taken’, and that we’re “doing something about the problem”.  We’re not.  Because the terror in Boston was brought about by a pressure cooker. Because the terror of 9-11 came at the hands of high-jackers with mace and box cutters. Because the Paris attackers had everything from knives and molitov cocktails to hand grenades, dynamite and a M42 rocket launcher (seriously).  But the individual tools are not the problem; jihad is the problem. Evil is the problem. And such evil will find a way to harm us.  If they can’t buy it, they will steal, smuggle, trade or build whatever weapon they want. Evil cannot and will not be removed with a stroke of a legislative pen. Because  Jihad, terrorism and radicalized people are the problem.

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Quote of the Day

Those who turn away from fighting evil need to be aware that the notion of evil as dark is actually the opposite of the truth. Evil is so bright that people can’t stare at it with their eyes. It’s blinding; so people look at other things. Instead of fighting evil, they fight carbon emissions.

— Dennis Prager

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Freaky Friday Caption Contest: Friday the 13th Edition

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The Dude Does Not Abide


One Florida nine year old is getting appropriately prepared for college.  He is under threat of suspension and charges of sexual harassment for writing love notes to his classmate.  Offensive language such as “I like you” and “you are pretty” and”you have eyes that shine like diamonds” has put the school on the verge of lock down.

If this kid could just check his male-privilege for a second, he’d understand that the note writing merely perpetuates the female struggle against the endemic rape culture misogyny and inter-sexual patriarchal bigotry.

The girl has been accepted for early admissions at Yale.

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When fragile snowflakes blow off campus into the real world, they melt pretty quickly


Bernardo Elbaz is very unhappy.  Bernardo took a cruise where allegedly some crew members called him a hurtful name.  You see, Bernardo is gay and was  allegedly called “lipstick” by a crew member. Bernardo was so offended, so enraged, and so hurt by this remark that returned to his cabin and trashed it.

Oh, he then threw himself overboard “in protest”.  

And, of course,  he perished.

‘This was not a domestic dispute, this was not a suicide,’ Winkleman [Ebatz’ attorney] told NBC Miami.

‘This was an act of protest based on the way that this legally gay, legally married couple was mistreated by Royal Caribbean.’

In the video, Elbaz can be seen arguing with two members of security who reported to the cabin the couple was staying in after neighbors reportedly called to report yelling and what sounded like a dispute.

Security reported they when they arrived they found evidence of a physical altercation, though Winkleman previously said that a lamp and table that had been thrown were the result of Elbaz’s anger over what allegedly happened earlier in the evening.

This is the logical choice of illogical people.  “I’m so mad at you I’m going to kill myself!” is something you might expect from a six year old.  But that’s what young adults are these days — six year olds.  We see it at Yale and we see it at University of Missouri and many if not most college campuses these days.  When these people graduate and go out into the ‘real world’ they are simply unprepared to hear hurtful things, and have lost their protective bubble that surrounds their liberal fainting couch.

And when they can’t find a Safe Zone or a Dean of Tolerance or a Council of Acceptance with whom to lodge a complaint, they have a complete meltdown.  Life is no longer worth living.

Prepare to see a lot more of these cases.


Chick-fil-A gets it right.

The store set up a Missing Man Table in the restaurant


The letter read:

“This table is reserved to honor our missing comrades in arms. The tablecloth is white — symbolizing the purity of their motives when answering the call of duty. The single red rose, displayed in a vase, reminds us of the life of each of the missing and their loved ones and friends of these Americans who keep the faith, awaiting answers. The vase is tied with a red ribbon, symbol of our continued determination to account for our missing. A pinch of salt symbolizes the tears endured by those missing and their families who seek answers. The Bible represents the strength gained through faith to sustain those lost from our country, founded as one nation under God. The glass is inverted — to symbolize their inability to share this evening’s toast. The chair is empty — they are missing.”

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A New Definition of HERO

I was reading this article on pending legislation in Houston called HERO.  I don’t know why I was reading it actually, but when I got to this section I took pause:

The ordinance would also establish explicit prohibitions in the city’s code against discrimination based on sex, race, color, ethnicity, national origin, age, familial status, marital status, military status, religion, disability, genetic information, and pregnancy – characteristics already protected under federal law.

Houston wants to add sexual orientation and gender identity to the list.  That’s now 15 “protected” classifications.  I guess I’ve lost count over the years, but didn’t realize we were in the double digits — well into the double digits– of ‘protected’ characteristics.  Maybe this is a good thing.  Maybe if the list grows big enough to the point where every characteristic of every person everywhere is protected, it will by default return to state of normalcy.  In short, if everything is protected then nothing is unique.

New York is certainly leading the way with their Fair Chance Act that prohibits discrimination against felons.  Because a previous record of child molestation shouldn’t immediately disqualify you as a daycare provider.

Soon to follow will be ordinances that prohibit discrimination based on intelligence, ability, educational background, skill or capacity to speak, read or write.  But that’s OK, just pour yourself another pint of Brawndo and relax.

Bonus Question: What is “genetic information” protection anyway?  Would that be the defense Bill Clinton invokes regarding a certain blue dress?  Does it extend protections down to the molecular level?  Is there any part of any person that does not have ‘genetic information’?   Trial lawyers rejoice!


Because I’m always the optimist…..


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I know you bought this crap, too.

Ever wonder about all the cool stuff for sale in the back of comic books when you were a kid?  Most of it was a great bargain at .99 cents.  Or maybe $2.50 tops.  I know I shelled out some hard earned allowance money for some of this.

And, of course, it never failed to disappoint.  But I always thought the next thing — X-Ray specs or the fully functional 2-seat submarine– would be ‘the real deal.’  Nope.  8 year old boys are suckers to the end.  My biggest disappointment?  The 100 army men (actually shown in the video below) for $1.00.  I was devastated when my ‘army’ was wiped of the face of the earth by a gentle June breeze….


GOP Party Leaders Need to Watch This

There doesn’t seem to be much energy, passion or conviction in the GOP these days.

Maybe this would help.

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