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Hell On Earth

35 years ago today….

I just turned 7 years old when the eruption happened living 200 miles north of St Helens. Trebor Snoyl heard the eruption. It was more than 500 times more powerful than the bomb dropped on Hiroshima. It triggered the largest landslide in recorded history. The blast caused St. Helens to lose over 1,300 feet in elevation, approximately 15% of it’s original height. The blast killed everything within 230 square miles, including 4 billion feet of timber, 11 million animals and 57 people….including legendary curmudgeon and folk hero Harry R Truman.

In spite of several months of warnings that St Helens could erupt anytime, Harry said screw it. He decided to stay. He and his 16 cats are now covered by several hundred feet of ash and debris.

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Harriet Tubman To Replace Jackson On The $20?

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I truly think this is a great idea. There may be others just as deserving, but I think this is the right choice. Think about it. She was an abolitionist. She believed in our creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.” She carried a gun, making her a staunch believer of our 2nd Amendment right. She was spiritual and a Christian.

Just wait until the leftists finds out that the new face on the $20 was a Republican! That will be hilarious!

But seriously I support the change.

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Guy Closes Shop, Says Suck It To Lawrence, Ks

I hope this will make you laugh like it did me.

What Are The Good Ol’ Days?

It’s been almost a year since I posted something from my trusty Ukulele. But, having just turned forty-sumptinsumptin this weekend, I find myself thinking back to the “good ol’ days”, not even knowing what that really means actually. But still, I can’t help to think that the world wasn’t as messed up as it is today. But then again, maybe it was. I really don’t know. My Grandpa Warren thought that “the good ol’ days” were behind him, and he was pleased to say so at Thanksgiving dinner. Of course, being a young kid at that time, I figured he was full of beans, because it was quite obvious that the “good ol’ days” were right now. I had an Atari for cripes sake!

What do the “good ol’ days” mean to you?

In my best Archie and Edith voice…

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Before He Was Bill Nye The Science Guy…

He was…..SPEED WALKER!!!

You need to take this guy seriously. He is, after all, a self proclaimed climate scientist.

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Racist, Hostile, and Abusive

Can you spot the logo that is considered racist, hostile, and abusive?

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More below the fold…

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How Will You Celebrate Earth Day?

Tell us how you plan to Celebrate Earth Day!

As for me, I plan to go Vegan and work on becoming more gluten intolerant. I will also try to develop asthma to bring awareness to everyone else about the dangers of CO2 and how it affects my breathing.

How about you?

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Earth Day’s First Hero

It’s Vladimir Lenin’s 145th birthday today, which just so happens to be Earth Day as well. Any hardcore Greenist will insist that this is just a coincidence. I beg to differ. Few know that Lenin was a hardcore Greenist, as you can see from the poster below.

See? It is marvelously clear that Lenin was pointing out the dangers of C02 and warning us about the whole global warmingcoolingchange thingy.

Oh yea. Earth Day was invented by Ira Einhorn, btw, AKA the Unicorn Killer. He was a big Lenin supporter. Juuuuuust sayin’.

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How To Change A Light Bulb

No way and no how.

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The Days of Ricky Ricardo

Prior to 1959, Did you know…worldly speaking…

Cuba had one of the 1st railroad systems in the world?
The infant mortality rate was among the lowest?
Doctor and dentist per capita were among the highest?
One of the first TV stations was built?
Had the 3rd highest exports in Latin America, just behind Venezuela and Brazil?
Had the highest rate of TV’s and cars owned in all of Latin America?
More Americans lived in Cuba than Cubans living in America?
Wages were among the highest in the world?

I don’t ever recall Ricky Ricardo badmouthing Cuba while watching reruns of I love Lucy.

Anywho, at least the Cubans still have their music. What a sound! Ricky would be proud of that at least. Even though I don’t speak a lick of Spanish, this is one of my favorite songs. It is sung by the Afro-Cuban All Stars and was written in the 90’s, by real Cubans, and by real Afros. Either way, they are REAL musicians in a real group with the ages of 15 to 81 in the orchestra. This is some damned good shit. Haunting even.

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Good Luck, Fuck!

Relax. It’s a basketball players last name in Canada. For Fuck’s sake, give him a break. Instead, we should be supporting him and chanting, “Let’s go Fuck! Let’s go Fuck!”

Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck has a fantastic, mellifluous name, and it would be more childish to pretend we’re not tickled by the fact that his surname is an English obscenity. It’s funny, and it’s curious, but it’s easily explicable: the 6-foot-6 forward for Alberta’s Medicine Hat College is a Brazilian of German descent.

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In A Time Of Universal Deceit – Telling The Truth Is A Revolutionary Act

…and you must be punished for it. The Twitter account of ‘prominent AGW skeptic’ Steven Goddard has been suspended. This is just the beginning of what Obama meant when he stated:

“You’re part of an important team with OFA (Organizing for Action), with a mission of holding climate change deniers’ feet to the fire.“

Even ISIS and Al-Qaeda are welcome to have Twitter accounts. Climate change skeptics are not.

Fascism is well on the rise.

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In Soviet Russia….

The future is known. It’s the past that is always changing.

That sounds about right. This is especially true for the Algore and global cooling global warming climate change climate disruption globalwarmcooling followers.

Just a link for people who are interested in the scam.

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FLOTUS Campaign Slogan Contest

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First Ladies in the past have launched campaigns to play a role in social activism. For example, there was Nancy Reagan’s “Just Say No” campaign, (against drugs), Barbara Bush’s “Just Spell No”, (promoting literacy), and Moochelle Obama’s “Let’s MoooOOOooove” campaign, (promoting healthy eating habits and exercise for people skinnier than she).

What if Bill Clinton becomes FLOTUS? What would be his campaign in social activism? I have a few ideas.

Tide to Go (promoting clean clothing without embarrassing stains)
What is Is? (promoting vocabulary definitions)
Just Yell No! (condemning the sexual advances toward women by powerful men)

Your turn. Best answer receives the Bman Super Good Job Sticker. I don’t give those out everyday. I can tell you that right now.

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Berkeley of the North

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Vancouver students push for warning labels on gas pump nozzles
If governments can slap warning labels on cigarette packages so smokers know just how bad tobacco is, why not place similar labels on gas pump nozzles warning drivers about the risks of climate change?

A group of Vancouver students wants to pressure local city councils to mandate these warning labels as part of a campaign launched by Toronto lawyer Rob Shirkey in 2013.

“It’s supposed to force people to confront the far away consequences of everyday actions like filling up your car,” said Kids for Climate Action director Kate Hodgson, a 17-year-old Grade 12 student.

90% of animals that ever lived on this planet are now extinct thanks to your SUV.

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Bman’s Beast

This strange and eyeless creature is called Atretochana eiselti, or more commonly known as the Dickhead Snake. It is very large and according to some, it lives in the water. This creature is also a mystery, considering no one really knows where it comes from and how it survives with no eyes. Experts aren’t sure of its diet, but some have suggested clams. Also, scientists are unsure how it mates with others.

Now you know more about Atretochana eiselti.

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38 Years Ago, Spock Warned Us Of The Coming Ice Age

Your SUV caused this.

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NASA Outreach To Muslims Paying Off

A Saudi cleric has publicly claimed that the Earth is a static object which is orbited by the sun, adding that centuries of evidence to the contrary is little more than fabrication.

Sheikh Bandar al-Khaibari is believed to have been speaking at a university lecture in the United Arab Emirates when a student asked him whether the Earth rotates or is stationary.

The Islamic scholar quickly replies ‘stationary and does not move’, before launching into a long-winded and confusing explanation that appears to the suggest that if the Earth was moving, airliners would never be able to reach their destination.

I’ve always wondered why I couldn’t just jump straight up in the air a couple thousand times and eventually end up in Seattle. Now I know. That Common Core science really werks!

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10 Hours Of Walking In Paris As A Jew

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Nirvana Is Not For This World

From 1979….36 years ago.

The left still believes there are too many millionaires. Their solution is to make everyone a millionaire via laws. Just a quick stroke of a pen should do it! Of course, then they would complain that there were too many billionaires, so they would demand people get paid billionaire wages. Then they would complain of too many trillionaires, so they would write another law saying that McDowell’s must pay their burger flippers 70 Billion a week, etc…etc…etc.

I have yet to earn a million in my working life combined, and I’m ok with that. I suppose if, throughout my life, I had more ambition, better ideas, had the gumption, studied harder in school, ate all my vegetables, and was a lighter shade of white than I already am, then perhaps I would be a millionaire by now. This whole time, from my young-aged working life until now and beyond (hopefully), I have the freedom to pursue that million bucks if I so choose. Of course, I still may never get there, but at least I have the freedom to try. Sitting around and bitching about too many millionaire certainly wouldn’t help my cause. Know what else wouldn’t help my cause? This Slogan: From each according to his ability. To each according to his need.

Nirvana is not for this world.

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Freaky Friday Caption Contest

This is my first time publishing a Freaky Friday Caption Contest. For my first time, I am going to experiment and try something different. For this contest, there is an actual theme. I will give one clue: Indianapolis. I may give clues as the day goes on. See if you can figure it out.

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How To Beat Your Meat In San Francisco

Our special tonight is Canis lupus familiaris, served in a light “Urine of Bum” cream sauce. Tonight’s fish is San Francisco Carp almondine with a sweet saliva-mucus glaze, served with a side of steaming AIDS.

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The War On Men Heats Up

If Johnny Holmes were alive, he would fight for us on Capital Hill. They want to take away our rights to reproductive health! They want to take away our rights to erections!

Penis pumps cost the U.S. government’s Medicare program $172 million between 2006 and 2011, about twice as much as the consumer would have paid at the retail level, according to a government watchdog’s report released on Monday.

The report by the inspector general for the Department of Health and Human Services said Medicare, the government health insurance system for seniors, paid nearly 474,000 claims for vacuum erection systems, or VES, totaling about $172.4 million from 2006 to 2011. Yearly claims for the devices nearly doubled from $20.6 million in 2006 to $38.6 million in 2011.

And here is the blatant, slap in the face to erection-loving men all over the country.

“Considering the strain retiring baby boomers will soon be placing on Medicare’s budget, shouldn’t we be focusing this entitlement program on real, life-saving treatment and equipment to serve the health needs of seniors – instead of subsidizing penis pump purchases?” Ben Domenech of the Heartland Institute think tank said in an email statement.

“And to those seniors who really do want one,” added Domenech, “just buy it yourself – you don’t need to send the bill to your fellow Americans.”

Pay for my own erections? The nerve!

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Arctic To Be Ice Free In One Week

…according to Algore, Nobel Peace Pipe winner.

Actually, the Arctic sea ice has just said “screw you” to Algore. The extent of the ice is at a record high for the past decade and growing at a record pace.

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Death Race 2014

No one died, but am I the only one who thinks this is funny? I’m a sick individual, but I can’t help but laugh. This was a protest in Minneapolis protesting some grand jury decision not to indict a cop who protected his own life. How dare he!

Remember back several months ago, we heard from the MSM about the scandal of what they were calling “Bridge-gate”? They claimed that Chris Christie in New Jersey closed some bridge for some reason, that prohibited service vehicles, such as ambulances, police cars, taco wagons, from protecting and serving people. Heck, people even died apparently on their way to the hospital because the shortcut was deliberately closed by Christie. The leftist MSM and bloggers reminded us everyday for several months about the horrors of closing down the bridge for a few hours.

Are these same leftists complaining about the streets being shutdown by protestors, who are no doubt disrupting ambulance and other service vehicles from doing their jobs? How many people have died on their way to the hospital because they had to be detoured around the protestors?

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