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In Memory Of Cecil The Lion

By now you have learned about the outrage geared toward a particular dentist from Minnesota who shot a lion in Zimbabwe. The lion even had a name, Cecil. There are many comments from leftist websites and twitter feeds where the dentist is receiving death threats. Death threats for shooting a lion…a lion who had a cute name. And here I thought leftists didn’t believe in the death penalty. Who knew? Weird how many of these leftists are outraged over a lion being shot, yet don’t say as much as “boo” about baby parts being sold to PP.

Here is my tribute to Cecil the lion and wild animals everywhere. More below the fold…

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While The Storm Clouds Gather…

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Bromarriage: The New Trend

Gay-rights activists are upset because this cheapens gay-marriage marriage.

Gay rights advocates are upset about two heterosexual men marrying to win a contest, because they say it trivializes the right to marry they’ve worked so hard for.

Travis McIntosh, 23, and Matt McCormick, 24, have married so they can go in an all-expenses trip to the 2015 Rugby World Cup in England, reported the Otago Daily Times. They competed with other straight male friends for the honor in a “bro-mance” contest held by a New Zealand radio station “The Edge.”

“It’s just seeing how far two good mates would go to win a trip to the Rugby World Cup,” McIntosh told an Australian newspaper.

But some gay-rights activists do not approve of the marriage. “Something like this trivializes what we fought for,” a university student who coordinates a queer support association told the Otago Daily Times, because it perpetuates the idea that two men marrying is “something outrageous that you’d never consider.”

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The General Lee Gets A Makeover

I call it the General Glee. I’m assuming no more Dukes of Hazzard merchandise will be sold. Only racist, bigoted, corn-fed whites liked the show anyways. I predict the Gadsden Flag will be the next symbol that will be deemed racist, hostile, and abusive. Why? Because its the symbol used by many Tea Party groups, and the media says the Tea Party is racist, hostile, and abusive.

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America’s leading merchants have spoken: The Confederate flag is coming off the shelves.

Walmart, Amazon, eBay and Sears all announced bans on the sale of Confederate flag merchandise, amid an intensifying national debate over the use of the controversial flag.

The announcements are the latest indication that the flag, a symbol of the slave-holding South, has become toxic in the aftermath of a shooting last week at a historic African-American church in Charleston, South Carolina. Gov. Nikki Haley announced in a Monday afternoon news conference that she supports removing the Confederate flag from the state capitol grounds.

“We never want to offend anyone with the products that we offer. We have taken steps to remove all items promoting the confederate flag from our assortment — whether in our stores or on our web site,” said Walmart spokesman Brian Nick. “We have a process in place to help lead us to the right decisions when it comes to the merchandise we sell. Still, at times, items make their way into our assortment improperly — this is one of those instances.”

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Happy Father’s Day! Dad is Rad!

Of course, I can’t forget to post one of my favorite movie clips ever. I remember the countless times when my Dad and I, after he would get home from work, would be in the back yard playing catch and having him hit me grounders to field. “Make it so I have to dive for them dad!” I would say enthusiastically. It was a simple way that we spent time together, but very memorable. He enjoyed it as much as I did.

Thanks for the grounders, Dad! Happy Father’s Day!

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Late, Late Night Special Revo Music Showcase

I know this is MadBrad’s responsibility, but since I’m about 9 PBR deep (that’s Pabts Blue Ribbon to you new folks), I feel I can add. I wouldn’t step on his toes unless I knew that this song would be appreciated here…and have his approval.

Ladies and Gentlemen….Mr Elvis Costello.

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Still No Equality For Transracials

The head of the NAACP chapter in Spokane, Washington, is facing questions about whether she lied about her racial identity, with her family saying she is white but has portrayed herself as black.

Rachel Dolezal would not answer questions about her background in an interview with The Spokesman-Review newspaper.

“That question is not as easy as it seems,” she said Thursday. “There’s a lot of complexities … and I don’t know that everyone would understand that.”

Dolezal is president of the local branch of the civil-rights organization, an adjunct professor in the Africana Studies Program at Eastern Washington University and chairwoman of Spokane’s police oversight board.

Mayor David Condon and City Council President Ben Stuckart say an inquiry is underway into whether she violated city policies when she listed herself as white, black and American Indian on her application for the Office of Police Ombudsman Commission.

Who cares if she’s really white. Can’t you understand that she identifies as being black? She shouldn’t be questioned about this. What we need to do is bring more awareness to transracial rights and educate people on tolerance on how to embrace and celebrate the courage of these people for coming out as transracial. A few famous people have come out and celebrated their own transracial identity such as Elizabeth Warren and Michael Jackson, and rumor has it that Bryant Gumble may come out soon as well. I will not rest until all transracials have equal rights.

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Rachel Dolezal: clearly black

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Hell On Earth

35 years ago today….

I just turned 7 years old when the eruption happened living 200 miles north of St Helens. Trebor Snoyl heard the eruption. It was more than 500 times more powerful than the bomb dropped on Hiroshima. It triggered the largest landslide in recorded history. The blast caused St. Helens to lose over 1,300 feet in elevation, approximately 15% of it’s original height. The blast killed everything within 230 square miles, including 4 billion feet of timber, 11 million animals and 57 people….including legendary curmudgeon and folk hero Harry R Truman.

In spite of several months of warnings that St Helens could erupt anytime, Harry said screw it. He decided to stay. He and his 16 cats are now covered by several hundred feet of ash and debris.

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Harriet Tubman To Replace Jackson On The $20?

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I truly think this is a great idea. There may be others just as deserving, but I think this is the right choice. Think about it. She was an abolitionist. She believed in our creed: “We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal.” She carried a gun, making her a staunch believer of our 2nd Amendment right. She was spiritual and a Christian.

Just wait until the leftists finds out that the new face on the $20 was a Republican! That will be hilarious!

But seriously I support the change.

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Guy Closes Shop, Says Suck It To Lawrence, Ks

I hope this will make you laugh like it did me.

What Are The Good Ol’ Days?

It’s been almost a year since I posted something from my trusty Ukulele. But, having just turned forty-sumptinsumptin this weekend, I find myself thinking back to the “good ol’ days”, not even knowing what that really means actually. But still, I can’t help to think that the world wasn’t as messed up as it is today. But then again, maybe it was. I really don’t know. My Grandpa Warren thought that “the good ol’ days” were behind him, and he was pleased to say so at Thanksgiving dinner. Of course, being a young kid at that time, I figured he was full of beans, because it was quite obvious that the “good ol’ days” were right now. I had an Atari for cripes sake!

What do the “good ol’ days” mean to you?

In my best Archie and Edith voice…

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Before He Was Bill Nye The Science Guy…

He was…..SPEED WALKER!!!

You need to take this guy seriously. He is, after all, a self proclaimed climate scientist.

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Racist, Hostile, and Abusive

Can you spot the logo that is considered racist, hostile, and abusive?

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How Will You Celebrate Earth Day?

Tell us how you plan to Celebrate Earth Day!

As for me, I plan to go Vegan and work on becoming more gluten intolerant. I will also try to develop asthma to bring awareness to everyone else about the dangers of CO2 and how it affects my breathing.

How about you?

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Earth Day’s First Hero

It’s Vladimir Lenin’s 145th birthday today, which just so happens to be Earth Day as well. Any hardcore Greenist will insist that this is just a coincidence. I beg to differ. Few know that Lenin was a hardcore Greenist, as you can see from the poster below.

See? It is marvelously clear that Lenin was pointing out the dangers of C02 and warning us about the whole global warmingcoolingchange thingy.

Oh yea. Earth Day was invented by Ira Einhorn, btw, AKA the Unicorn Killer. He was a big Lenin supporter. Juuuuuust sayin’.

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How To Change A Light Bulb

No way and no how.

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The Days of Ricky Ricardo

Prior to 1959, Did you know…worldly speaking…

Cuba had one of the 1st railroad systems in the world?
The infant mortality rate was among the lowest?
Doctor and dentist per capita were among the highest?
One of the first TV stations was built?
Had the 3rd highest exports in Latin America, just behind Venezuela and Brazil?
Had the highest rate of TV’s and cars owned in all of Latin America?
More Americans lived in Cuba than Cubans living in America?
Wages were among the highest in the world?

I don’t ever recall Ricky Ricardo badmouthing Cuba while watching reruns of I love Lucy.

Anywho, at least the Cubans still have their music. What a sound! Ricky would be proud of that at least. Even though I don’t speak a lick of Spanish, this is one of my favorite songs. It is sung by the Afro-Cuban All Stars and was written in the 90’s, by real Cubans, and by real Afros. Either way, they are REAL musicians in a real group with the ages of 15 to 81 in the orchestra. This is some damned good shit. Haunting even.

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Good Luck, Fuck!

Relax. It’s a basketball players last name in Canada. For Fuck’s sake, give him a break. Instead, we should be supporting him and chanting, “Let’s go Fuck! Let’s go Fuck!”

Guilherme Crabogiale Fuck has a fantastic, mellifluous name, and it would be more childish to pretend we’re not tickled by the fact that his surname is an English obscenity. It’s funny, and it’s curious, but it’s easily explicable: the 6-foot-6 forward for Alberta’s Medicine Hat College is a Brazilian of German descent.

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In A Time Of Universal Deceit – Telling The Truth Is A Revolutionary Act

…and you must be punished for it. The Twitter account of ‘prominent AGW skeptic’ Steven Goddard has been suspended. This is just the beginning of what Obama meant when he stated:

“You’re part of an important team with OFA (Organizing for Action), with a mission of holding climate change deniers’ feet to the fire.“

Even ISIS and Al-Qaeda are welcome to have Twitter accounts. Climate change skeptics are not.

Fascism is well on the rise.

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In Soviet Russia….

The future is known. It’s the past that is always changing.

That sounds about right. This is especially true for the Algore and global cooling global warming climate change climate disruption globalwarmcooling followers.

Just a link for people who are interested in the scam.

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FLOTUS Campaign Slogan Contest

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First Ladies in the past have launched campaigns to play a role in social activism. For example, there was Nancy Reagan’s “Just Say No” campaign, (against drugs), Barbara Bush’s “Just Spell No”, (promoting literacy), and Moochelle Obama’s “Let’s MoooOOOooove” campaign, (promoting healthy eating habits and exercise for people skinnier than she).

What if Bill Clinton becomes FLOTUS? What would be his campaign in social activism? I have a few ideas.

Tide to Go (promoting clean clothing without embarrassing stains)
What is Is? (promoting vocabulary definitions)
Just Yell No! (condemning the sexual advances toward women by powerful men)

Your turn. Best answer receives the Bman Super Good Job Sticker. I don’t give those out everyday. I can tell you that right now.

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Berkeley of the North

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Vancouver students push for warning labels on gas pump nozzles
If governments can slap warning labels on cigarette packages so smokers know just how bad tobacco is, why not place similar labels on gas pump nozzles warning drivers about the risks of climate change?

A group of Vancouver students wants to pressure local city councils to mandate these warning labels as part of a campaign launched by Toronto lawyer Rob Shirkey in 2013.

“It’s supposed to force people to confront the far away consequences of everyday actions like filling up your car,” said Kids for Climate Action director Kate Hodgson, a 17-year-old Grade 12 student.

90% of animals that ever lived on this planet are now extinct thanks to your SUV.

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Bman’s Beast

This strange and eyeless creature is called Atretochana eiselti, or more commonly known as the Dickhead Snake. It is very large and according to some, it lives in the water. This creature is also a mystery, considering no one really knows where it comes from and how it survives with no eyes. Experts aren’t sure of its diet, but some have suggested clams. Also, scientists are unsure how it mates with others.

Now you know more about Atretochana eiselti.

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38 Years Ago, Spock Warned Us Of The Coming Ice Age

Your SUV caused this.

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NASA Outreach To Muslims Paying Off

A Saudi cleric has publicly claimed that the Earth is a static object which is orbited by the sun, adding that centuries of evidence to the contrary is little more than fabrication.

Sheikh Bandar al-Khaibari is believed to have been speaking at a university lecture in the United Arab Emirates when a student asked him whether the Earth rotates or is stationary.

The Islamic scholar quickly replies ‘stationary and does not move’, before launching into a long-winded and confusing explanation that appears to the suggest that if the Earth was moving, airliners would never be able to reach their destination.

I’ve always wondered why I couldn’t just jump straight up in the air a couple thousand times and eventually end up in Seattle. Now I know. That Common Core science really werks!

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