First Pitch Breakdown


  1. 2-Seam Fastball. Will cut down-and away. The typical strikeout pitch.
  2. Power-T position before the throw. Generates hip drive for max. velocity.
  3. Eyes on the target.
  4. Pitching hand cocked back so batter can’t see ball during delivery.
  5. Business slacks. He ain’t here to play, hes gonna break the catchers hand.


Strike three – batter looking. Fastball looked inside coming towards plate then broke away on the inside corner.


  1. Palm ball. Comes in slow and doesn’t move.
  2. No Power-T. Right hand hanging down towards dirt.
  3. Eyes and mouth show fear that a batter will actually be in there to knock it 603 feet..
  4. Pitching hand open so batter can see ball during delivery.
  5. Mom jeans? When they asked him to throw out the first pitch he wrote a speech.


This ball will be hit so far it will need a flight attendant.

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17 Responses to First Pitch Breakdown

  1. fletcher says:

    who is running our country….
    pretty princess obama

  2. AW Mens says:

    I am certain the world leaders view Obama’s technical expertise, power and knowledge of the global leadership game similarly. The young lady with the crown actually has better form.

  3. Vanagram says:

    Ok, this made me laugh out loud.

    The least Presidential President ever…..

  4. Cold Warrior says:

    The young lady also had the sense to know that she would not have the strength to get the ball all the way across home plate from the rubber so she moved closer, unlike Teleprompter Boy.

  5. Slaphappypap says:

    He pitches like a boystown cubs fan.

  6. jack Weaver says:

    LOL. This is great, I seriously laughed.

    Our president is such a panzie. lol

  7. Meamore says:

    LOL Priceless! I never saw his pitch. Heard all the hype but could never fully relate until this. Definitely a must pass on. Thanks for the laugh HaHa!

  8. Bman says:

    Never trust a man who can’t throw a baseball I always say

  9. nobama says:

    With that form,that pitch will sink like the Titanic just like his approval ratings.Keep the CHANGE

  10. pscott t. says:

    Obama is trying to “pitch” the idea to all of us that he loves this country. His delivery tells us everything we need to know.

  11. Webbman says:

    Can’t throw a ball and never will make to 2nd. Term that is.

  12. Webbman says:

    Can’t throw a ball and never get anyone out

  13. Tom House says:

    Funny stuff, but Bush is actually throwing a four seam fastball. Check the grip. 4 seamer flies straight and seems to rise at the end. Also a good strike out pitch.

  14. JimBo says:

    Was that Barry O…aka The Prez..? I would’ve sworn it was Robin what’s her name on Good Morning America…used to be on ESPN…Obama ? Ya’ll shore bout dat ?

  15. JohnnyF says:

    Can he do anything right? Opps, the word right doesn’t apply here. He learned to pitch in Chicago; as an aside, it’s only important in Chicago you know how to catch! JimBo, that’s Robin Roberts who has a stronger arm and not to be confused with the real Robin Roberts of the Phillies, a mainstay in the glory years when folks played for the love of the game and the love of America. “Was life so much simpler then, or has time rewritten every line?” Yes, life was so much simpler and our National leaders were more caring of the thoughts of those who put them there.

  16. James says:

    ***** runs to base like a girl too.

  17. Bman says:

    I have that pic of W as my background on my work computer.