First Pitch Breakdown

bushpitch

  1. 2-Seam Fastball. Will cut down-and away. The typical strikeout pitch.
  2. Power-T position before the throw. Generates hip drive for max. velocity.
  3. Eyes on the target.
  4. Pitching hand cocked back so batter can’t see ball during delivery.
  5. Business slacks. He ain’t here to play, hes gonna break the catchers hand.

ASSESSMENT

Strike three – batter looking. Fastball looked inside coming towards plate then broke away on the inside corner.



obamapitch

  1. Palm ball. Comes in slow and doesn’t move.
  2. No Power-T. Right hand hanging down towards dirt.
  3. Eyes and mouth show fear that a batter will actually be in there to knock it 603 feet..
  4. Pitching hand open so batter can see ball during delivery.
  5. Mom jeans? When they asked him to throw out the first pitch he wrote a speech.

ASSESSMENT

This ball will be hit so far it will need a flight attendant.

Pitch comparative analysis

bushpitch
propitch


obamapitch
girlpitch



16 Responses
  1. fletcher :

    Date: July 28, 2009

    who is running our country….
    pretty princess obama

  2. AW Mens :

    Date: July 28, 2009

    I am certain the world leaders view Obama’s technical expertise, power and knowledge of the global leadership game similarly. The young lady with the crown actually has better form.

  3. Vanagram :

    Date: July 28, 2009

    Ok, this made me laugh out loud.

    The least Presidential President ever…..

  4. Cold Warrior :

    Date: July 28, 2009

    The young lady also had the sense to know that she would not have the strength to get the ball all the way across home plate from the rubber so she moved closer, unlike Teleprompter Boy.

  5. Slaphappypap :

    Date: July 28, 2009

    He pitches like a boystown cubs fan.

  6. jack Weaver :

    Date: July 28, 2009

    LOL. This is great, I seriously laughed.

    Our president is such a panzie. lol

  7. Meamore :

    Date: July 29, 2009

    LOL Priceless! I never saw his pitch. Heard all the hype but could never fully relate until this. Definitely a must pass on. Thanks for the laugh HaHa!

  8. Bman :

    Date: July 30, 2009

    Never trust a man who can’t throw a baseball I always say

  9. nobama :

    Date: August 4, 2009

    With that form,that pitch will sink like the Titanic just like his approval ratings.Keep the CHANGE

  10. pscott t. :

    Date: August 4, 2009

    Obama is trying to “pitch” the idea to all of us that he loves this country. His delivery tells us everything we need to know.

  11. Webbman :

    Date: August 4, 2009

    Can’t throw a ball and never will make to 2nd. Term that is.

  12. Webbman :

    Date: August 4, 2009

    Can’t throw a ball and never get anyone out

  13. Tom House :

    Date: August 7, 2009

    Funny stuff, but Bush is actually throwing a four seam fastball. Check the grip. 4 seamer flies straight and seems to rise at the end. Also a good strike out pitch.

  14. JimBo :

    Date: August 7, 2009

    Was that Barry O…aka The Prez..? I would’ve sworn it was Robin what’s her name on Good Morning America…used to be on ESPN…Obama ? Ya’ll shore bout dat ?

  15. JohnnyF :

    Date: August 12, 2009

    Can he do anything right? Opps, the word right doesn’t apply here. He learned to pitch in Chicago; as an aside, it’s only important in Chicago you know how to catch! JimBo, that’s Robin Roberts who has a stronger arm and not to be confused with the real Robin Roberts of the Phillies, a mainstay in the glory years when folks played for the love of the game and the love of America. “Was life so much simpler then, or has time rewritten every line?” Yes, life was so much simpler and our National leaders were more caring of the thoughts of those who put them there.

  16. James :

    Date: August 14, 2009

    ***** runs to base like a girl too.

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