Piers Morgan Is Gone! Sayonara Bitch!

Sorry for the language in the title, but he deserves it. Eat a bag of dicks, Piers. You suck. May your sorry limey ass be unceremoniously deported and we someday manage to forget that you ever existed. Your mom should have swallowed.

There have been times when the CNN host Piers Morgan didn’t seem to like America very much — and American audiences have been more than willing to return the favor. Three years aftertaking over for Larry King, Mr. Morgan has seen the ratings for “Piers Morgan Live” hit some new lows, drawing a fraction of viewers compared with competitors at Fox News and MSNBC.

It’s been an unhappy collision between a British television personality who refuses to assimilate — the only football he cares about is round and his lectures on guns were rife with contempt — and a CNN audience that is intrinsically provincial. After all, the people who tune into a cable news network are, by their nature, deeply interested in America.

CNN’s president, Jeffrey Zucker, has other problems, but none bigger than Mr. Morgan and his plum 9 p.m. time slot. Mr. Morgan said last week that he and Mr. Zucker had been talking about the show’s failure to connect and had decided to pull the plug, probably in March.

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9 Responses to Piers Morgan Is Gone! Sayonara Bitch!

  1. reboot says:

    March? That’s not soon enough! So, what fascist in the media is going to hire him next, al jazeera US? Wanna bet?

  2. notamobster says:

    CNN is accountable to it’s shareholders, apparently…he’ll probably go back to sideshow television like before.

  3. Ray Davies says:

    Hey, Nota, Tell us how you really feel.

    • notamobster says:

      I hate that disingenuous limey prick with a burning, white-hot, passion. I’ll take a thousand Rachel Maddow’s to one Piers of shit like him.

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  6. Dan says:

    Even the folks at TOP GEAR in your home country think you are a disgrace to England. People do not like Mr. softy touchy feely wimpy man who’s balls fell off. Jesus Christ Boy George even wants to bitch slap you.

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