Let’s end the week with some GOOD NEWS
November 6, 2009 3:51 pmGod is punishing Lindsay Lohan. At least that is what her father says.
“No wonder why God is taking her entire career away from her,” Michael Lohan told the paper. “Because she’s forsaken everything He’s given her and she’s done nothing but misuse all the gifts she’s given.”
After Lindsay called her dad a “loser,” and Twittering that she had once been afraid he would kill her mother, dad responded to the Post: “I guess Lindsay is on more drugs than I thought to say something like that. Now I’m going to release more recordings that prove everything she is saying is nothing more than a bunch of lies.”
Sounds about right but I am guessing that God isn’t very impressed with his skilz as a father either. Here is a photo of Lohan before God turned on her and transformed her into a talentless, meth-whore looking burlap sack of bones and skank. She was a cutie.
Poor Lindsay. It was so hard to be young, beautiful, talented and rich she was bound to have problems.
Jim :
Date: November 6, 2009
Yes, Lilo was once a babe.
However, the story isn’t that different no matter the environment. Power, fame, and money corrupt and destroy.
I can’t help but think anti-drug campaigns might do better if they showed how many have thrown their immense talents away on drugs. Jimi Hendrix, Charlie Bird Parker, Chet Baker, Todd Marinovich, and so many more.
To add to shocking before and after fame, money, and drugs images, try this image of Amy Winehouse from 2004.
http://www.memorabilia4u.com/data/items/1a901602e62621fd71b74a584e0bbddf.jpg
At that point she’s healthy looking and fairly attractive. I won’t post the ‘after’ photo’s-you can find the on your own. Needless to say Amy Winehouse’s health and appearance in 2009 is disturbing.
R.D. Walker :
Date: November 6, 2009
There is definitely something about having the world on a silver platter that causes people to lose their minds and get stupid.
Notamobster :
Date: November 7, 2009
what is this chick famous for? (Amy Winehouse, not lindsay Lohan — I have 5 daughters… I definitely know Lindsay Lohan)
Jim :
Date: November 7, 2009
Notamobster, try this; at one point Winehouse was a rising singer/musician with talent. Somewhere around 2005-2006 the wheels started falling off…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K31MwoMi4U4&feature=related
and this;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YbF6_OPvLF0&feature=channel
Now, not so much…