Prayers goin’ up to bless and protect your wonderful happening, RD. This will be just the miracle you need to inspire you in these trying times.

It’s easier to build children
than to repair adults.
~B

Sweet baby Jesus! Our prayers are with you all, congrats

Thanks all! You may call me “Gramps.” I find that I am totally cool with becoming a grandfather. It bothers me not in the least that one must be fairly old to attain that title.

The only thing that freaks me out a little is that, from this day forward, I shall be sleeping with a grandmother.

I told her she would be a GILF! She didn’t see it as complementary as I meant it to be somehow…

The husband leans over and asks his wife, ‘Do you remember the first
time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind the village tavern where you leaned against the back fence and I made love to you.’

Yes, she says, ‘I remember it well.’

OK,’ he says, ‘How about taking a stroll around there again and we can
do it for old time’s sake?’

Oh Jim, you old devil, that sounds like a crazy, but good idea!’

A police officer sitting in the next booth heard their conversation
and,having a chuckle to himself, he thinks to himself, I’ve got to see
these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I’ll just keep an eye
on them so there’s no trouble. So he follows them.

The elderly couple walks haltingly along, leaning on each other for
support aided by walking sticks. Finally, they get to the back of the
tavern and make their way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt and the old man drops his trousers. As she leans against the fence, the old man moves in…

Then suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex thatthe policeman has ever seen. This goes on for about ten minutes while both are making loud noises and moaning and screaming. Finally, they
both collapse, panting on the ground.

The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about life and old age that he didn’t know.

After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, is still watching and thinks to himself, this is truly amazing, I’ve gotto ask them what their secret is.

So,as the couple passes, he says to them,’ Excuse me, but that was
something else. You must’ve had a fantastic sex life together. Is there
some sort of secret to this?’

Shaking, the old man is barely able to reply,

‘Fifty years ago that wasn’t an electric fence.

Congratulations RD and family.
Children really are our most precious treasure.

In times gone by, it would not be so unusual for one to have grandchildren at a still relatively “young” age. One of the best thing about this, is the ability to be able to spend more time doing active things your grand-treasures enjoy.

Hey great news!

Congratulations, Gramps! Now the fun begins.

Parents are often treated as the enemy, especially through the teens and early 20s. Grandparents, however, are the best of both worlds. You’ll get to send the kids home when you’re done with them, and you’ll get to “reward” your own children with the most entertaining (and LOUD) toys for the grandkids.

Congratulations RD! All of God’s blessings and may all of your grandfather experiences make you laugh and humble. I soaked every moment with my grandfather and would never give it back. God Bless.

No doubt I have a case of early-onset crotchety old man disease. As Revoistas are well aware, mindless optimism, happy talk and a generally favorable view of the crooked timber that is humanity are not in my nature. Still, holding my little grand-daughter in my arms this weekend made my heart grow three sizes and, for the first time, I really “get” Hello Kitty and LOLcats.

Thanks for all of the well wishes Revoistas.