Good Friday Follies

President Trump and the Pope were hanging out at the water’s edge at Mar-a-Lago discussing immigration reform. A power boater was passing by at high speed, took a wave the wrong way and flipped over. The shipper of the boat was thrown a great distance out of the boat and into the water. President Trump directed his Secret Service detail to launch a rescue. The Secret Service responded that it would take a few minutes before they could launch. President Trump then decides to act alone. He walked out on to the surface of the water, walked over to the injured boater, pulled him up out of the water, threw him over his shoulder and brought him safely to shore.

The headlines in the newspapers the next day…

“President Trump can’t swim”.

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