More for Fat Kim to think about

Two more Carrier Strike Groups to deploy to Korean waters.

When Fat Kim started talking about Nuclear War possibly breaking out “any minute”, a meaningful response is required.

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8 Responses to More for Fat Kim to think about

  1. nessa says:

    That’s three serious cases of whoop-ass.

  2. MadBrad says:

    Every time I say Fat Kim, one of my friends think I’m talking about an ex-girlfriend. There were several Fat Kims. Every Kim I’ve known is violent, had strange hair and were quite capable of successful surprise attack. Don’t ever turn your back on a Fat Kim.

    I think that 3 Carrier Strike Groups is about the correct amount of Force to deal with a Fat Kim, along with available ground forces and the U.S. Air Force in the South.

    • Bman says:

      Funny you mention that. I’ve never met a slim Kim in my life. In fact, I use the “Kim” as a measurement of weight occasionally.

      “How much weight can that Poontang boat hold?”, someone may ask me.

      “Oh, about 5 Kims” I reply.

      I’m not exactly sure how to convert the unit of Kims to pounds, but all’s I know that it’s a lot.

      • MadBrad says:

        Though you cannot quantify the Kim, you don’t have to. I understand what you are saying quite perfectly. A 5 Kim rating for the Pontang tells me a lot about your craft. I can see it clearly in my mind’s eye.

        Some Kim’s are bigger than others. If you get a tall Kim, then we are talking about a lot of poundage. If it’s a short, mean as a Rattlesnake Kim, then we are still talking about a lot of poundage. A Kim is just something that you know or don’t know. I know. You know. I don’t think it needs to be quantified beyond that.

        • Bman says:

          Well, to clarify and give the readers a visual, a “Kim” can use the panties as a sail and maneuver the vessel to shore for safety if the motor happens to fail. A 5 Kim panty sail…well, you can just about call your vessel the Mayflower.

          I used a 5 Kim sail once on Golden Lake, and damn near made it to Winnipeg.

      • R.D. Walker says:

        That’s why they are officially called Kim Burly.