White People Should Only Make White People Food

So, here’s the gist…

Two gals go down to Mexico. While they were there, they became very interested in making homemade tortillas. They went around asking the tortilla makers tips and so forth on how to make them. When they came back to there home in Portland, Oregon, they decided to start a pop-up burrito truck business featuring their homemade tortillas. Sounds sweet, huh? Things were going fine until one day, some insufferable asshole complained that the girls burrito business featuring homemade tortillas was a cultural appropriation problem. You see, the two girls were white.

More insufferable assholes got wind of what these white girls were doing, accusing them of stealing recipes and taking the livelihood away from “brown people.” As for the burrito business? It is closed because of the ongoing pressure from insufferable assholes. These insufferable assholes call the closure of this business a “victory”.


You know what bothers me the most about all of this? Is that these insufferable assholes would most likely AGREE WITH ME in my core belief that eating with chopsticks in non-Asian countries is wrong. Of course, I don’t see it as some cultural appropriation bullshit, but still. I just…I just don’t know who I am anymore…..

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9 Responses to White People Should Only Make White People Food

  1. R.D. Walker says:

    So what does this mean? Mexicans can’t make hamburgers?

    Koreans can’t play Mozart?

    Black people can’t perform ballet?

    Nah, I understand. Anyone can ‘appropriate’ European culture but Europeans can’t ‘appropriate’ any other culture.

    Whatever. Here is a picture of Charlie Daniels culturally appropriating maguro sashimi with chopsticks.

  2. Sortahwitte says:

    I had heard about this earlier today. My reaction:
    You gotta be shittin’ me.
    When you have your life in perfect order, then run your mouth about things you know nothing about. And the story about the sway backed horse you rode in on,
    f*ck both of you.

  3. BrunDawg says:

    It’s Friday. Time to appropriate some Irish culture, since it’s acceptable.

  4. MadBrad says:

    The last time I checked flour tortillas are white.

    I think I should be offended when brown people make them.

  5. FrankinTexas says:

    Mebbe we should start a “cultural appreciation” movement. Isn’t “imitation the sincerest form of flattery”? Those two women were imitating Mexican women making flour tortillas. Shouldn’t they be flattered that someone somewhere flattered them? Let’s counter “cultural appropriation” with our own “cultural appreciation” and watch progressive,leftist, marxist, Democrat, communist heads explode.

  6. DLJ6 says:

    Portlandia, My first thought was that the first time I see a hispanic wearing a baseball or cowboy hat is to ask; “where is you sombrero bro?”
    Lets find out what are the most hipster establishments in Portland and do a cultural approp. check …maybe leave some reviews.

  7. jacksonsdad says:

    At first I thought the title read “White People Should Only Eat White Food” and my first thought was “Well shit… I’ll have to give my black neighbors just about everything that comes out of my oven!”

    I couldn’t help but wonder how they’d feel about me bringing them a bunch of (nearly) inedible burnt shit.