Dennis Rodman in North Korea…

…presents a Nork official with a copy of Trump’s Art of the Deal.

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15 Responses to Dennis Rodman in North Korea…

  1. C. L. says:

    As much as I think Rodman is an ignorant twatwaffle (pancake gave me the idea), let’s hope he doesn’t come back in a coma like the last moron who was so lacking in common sense that he went there, too.

    • R.D. Walker says:

      Rodman did marry Carmen Electra so that confuses me.

      I was on a seven hour flight from Guam to Oahu across the aisle from Carmen.

      You know how when you see a model in real life and it is kind of depressing because she isn’t as pretty as she looks in glossy photos? Yeah, that wasn’t the case with CE. She was drop dead gorgeous.

      • Bman says:

        What did you say to her?

        • R.D. Walker says:

          I knew she was on island because she was making some gawd-awful movie and it was in the paper and on the news. There was a photo of the governor shaking her hand. (Photo below)

          I arrived at the airport at 0500 for a 0600 flight and I was standing at check in and I turned around and there she was. Other people were making a fuss over her asking for her autograph and shit so I decided I would just leave her be. I said nothing to her.

          She looked good… really good… at 0530 in the morning.

          • Bman says:

            So let me get this straight; you sat across the aisle from Carmen Electra for 7 hours, and at no time did you engage in any conversation, chit chat, consultation or exchanges? Are you going to just sit there and tell me you had no remarks, comments, discussions or jive? You’re going to tell me, having her practically sitting on your lap that there was no babble, bull session, chatter, yak, or jabber?

            • R.D. Walker says:

              I was actually across the aisle and one row behind her. Plus it was business class so there was probably seven feet between us. So, no. I said nothing to her.

              What the hell would I have to say to her anyway? I could have told her she is smokin’ hot but I am pretty sure she is aware of that fact.

              • Bman says:

                I dunno. Ask her if she has ever seen a grown man naked, or if she like to hang around the gymnasium, or if she likes movies about gladiators, or if she has ever been in a Turkish prison.

          • Rich says:

            JHC! She might as well be naked. Does that outfit count as day clothes or nightwear?

            • R.D. Walker says:

              It’s beachwear; a cover up of a bikini. That photo is taken at the beach at Tumon.

        • R.D. Walker says:

          She is a surprisingly tiny woman.

        • R.D. Walker says:

          This was the movie. Maybe the worst I have ever seen.

      • C. L. says:

        Maybe she is mentally challenged. I can’t think of another logical explanation.

  2. C. L. says:

    Dammit. I just realized that Rodman gave away Trump’s secret strategy to the Norks. That bastard. It was done so brazenly that I missed it at first. Now they’ll know how to respond to everything Trump throws at them.