Bmans Bits: DIY Cat Bed

A while ago I gave some simple instructions on How to make a DIY Cat fun house. This is a similar post for those who are of the self sufficient behavior types. Your cat will be somewhat grateful for your efforts possibly.

Cost: About $11.98, although it may be cheaper depending on local retailer.

Materials needed:
1. 12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer (12oz cans for this project, although 16oz cans would be preferred, but I haven’t ever seen a 12 pack 16oz box, so you may as well just get a case of 24-16oz beers. But for this project, I will only be showing the standard 12oz 12 pack.)

2. Empty said box of beer

3. 3 to 11 pieces of duct tape

4. A small kitten named Sushi, or a name of your choice

5. BAC of .14 or higher, preferably higher.

Instructions:

1. Consume the refreshing product of PBR beer.

2. ???

3. Build the cat bed.

Estimated time to complete: 4 hours if no distractions

She likes it! Hey Sushi!

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15 Responses to Bmans Bits: DIY Cat Bed

  1. MadBrad says:

    I need one of those scaled to fit me. I’ll have to use a pile of 36 Packs for that.

  2. R.D. Walker says:

    You should post that on Pinterest.

  3. DocO says:

    Man, that’s ‘Merica as hell!!!

  4. DocO says:

    B’man,

    I think you may have inadvertently stumbled across the solution to homelessness.

    Well, at least among those homeless who like to drink beer.

  5. Bman says:

    Truth be told, the project started out much differently than it ended up. Originally, I was trying to craft a CAT-AT. You know, those great big walker things in the Empire Strikes Back? The problem was that Sushi wasn’t interested in walking around the house with a PBR box on her back, so I improvised and came up with the bed idea.

  6. MadBrad says:

    LMT says “Awww”.

    I would never dare to get in on your gimmick but today I thought about publishing my own Cat DIY Project – An Exercise Machine.

    • Bman says:

      You must publish it. Us cool cat guys need to stick together and bounce ideas off each other. I had you in mind when posting these DIY cat ideas. I sure as shit didn’t have RD in mind. He said once that he would eat the neighbors cat! I know what side he’s on…

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