Bmans Bits: DIY Cat Bed

A while ago I gave some simple instructions on How to make a DIY Cat fun house. This is a similar post for those who are of the self sufficient behavior types. Your cat will be somewhat grateful for your efforts possibly.

Cost: About $11.98, although it may be cheaper depending on local retailer.

Materials needed:
1. 12 pack of Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer (12oz cans for this project, although 16oz cans would be preferred, but I haven’t ever seen a 12 pack 16oz box, so you may as well just get a case of 24-16oz beers. But for this project, I will only be showing the standard 12oz 12 pack.)

2. Empty said box of beer

3. 3 to 11 pieces of duct tape

4. A small kitten named Sushi, or a name of your choice

5. BAC of .14 or higher, preferably higher.


1. Consume the refreshing product of PBR beer.

2. ???

3. Build the cat bed.

Estimated time to complete: 4 hours if no distractions

She likes it! Hey Sushi!

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15 Responses to Bmans Bits: DIY Cat Bed

  1. MadBrad says:

    I need one of those scaled to fit me. I’ll have to use a pile of 36 Packs for that.

  2. R.D. Walker says:

    You should post that on Pinterest.

  3. DocO says:

    Man, that’s ‘Merica as hell!!!

  4. DocO says:


    I think you may have inadvertently stumbled across the solution to homelessness.

    Well, at least among those homeless who like to drink beer.

  5. Bman says:

    Truth be told, the project started out much differently than it ended up. Originally, I was trying to craft a CAT-AT. You know, those great big walker things in the Empire Strikes Back? The problem was that Sushi wasn’t interested in walking around the house with a PBR box on her back, so I improvised and came up with the bed idea.

  6. MadBrad says:

    LMT says “Awww”.

    I would never dare to get in on your gimmick but today I thought about publishing my own Cat DIY Project – An Exercise Machine.

    • Bman says:

      You must publish it. Us cool cat guys need to stick together and bounce ideas off each other. I had you in mind when posting these DIY cat ideas. I sure as shit didn’t have RD in mind. He said once that he would eat the neighbors cat! I know what side he’s on…