Rollick In Dim Witted Contests…

A 19-year-old aspiring YouTube star’s boyfriend is dead after she shot him in the chest in a video stunt gone wrong, according to a criminal complaint filed on Wednesday.

Norman County Sheriff Jeremy Thornton said in a statement that Monalisa Perez of Minnesota was arrested after she shot her boyfriend Pedro Ruiz III, 22, in the chest. According to court documents, she shot him with a gold Desert Eagle .50 caliber handgun — considered one of the most powerful pistols in the world — in the grass outside their home while he held up a hardcover encyclopedia to block the bullet.

I’m more shocked over the fact that these dimwits actually had an encyclopedia rather than the retarded shooting. I had a set of encyclopedia’s when I was a kid. Each volume was alphabetized. The “S” volume was pretty thick if I remember correctly. This dude probably used volume “X” or “Z”.

On a related note, after I read Stephen King’s “The Stand”, I shot it from about 25 feet with my Ranger .22 rifle. It didn’t quite make it all the way through.

Hey! I got a great Youtube idea!…


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