Puff Ho On Safari To Deepest, Darkest Jungles Of America

The Huffington Post has announced that they are taking a trip around the United States to try to ‘Listen to Americans’. They will not be carrying elephant guns and using porters to carry their survival supplies. They are travelling by bus. Lydia Polgreen, Puff Ho’s Editor in chief has planned this visit to the wilds of middle America.

Lydia Polgreen, Editor-in-Chief

They don’t want any chance encounters with the wildlife so they have decided ahead of time on their itinerary. They will be stopping at 23 cities, no towns, and no villages. The cities are,
ST. LOUIS
LITTLE ROCK, ARK.
OXFORD, MISS.
MEMPHIS, TENN.
BIRMINGHAM, ALA.
FT. BENNING, GA.
ASHEVILLE, N.C.
CHARLESTON, W.VA.
PITTSBURGH
AKRON, OHIO
DETROIT
FT. WAYNE, IND.
MILWAUKEE
DES MOINES, IOWA
KANSAS CITY
LINCOLN, NEB.
CASPER, WYO.
LIVINGSTON, MONT.
PROVO, UTAH
TUCSON, ARIZ.
ALBUQUERQUE, N.M.
ODESSA, TEXAS
NEW ORLEANS

And Ms. Polgreen has decreed who they will deign to visit with:

We will travel the old-fashioned way — via bus — to 20-plus states to hear from some of the under-heard, diverse Americans who make up the communities that form much of our nation. And by working on the ground with community leaders, nonprofits, educational institutions, local businesses and others, we’ll make sure people know we’re there to listen.”

We hope the people who get seats on the bus actually learn something but it seems it would be better if they spoke to farmers, blue collar workers, moms and dads, and others who might explain to them how Donald Trump managed to get elected.

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3 Responses to Puff Ho On Safari To Deepest, Darkest Jungles Of America

  1. trebor snoyl says:

    Livingston Montana was a former railroad town and a town of ranchers, farmers and small-town merchants. It has become a tourist town of expensive boutiques and summer vacation homes of wealthy celebrities such as the likes of Peter Fonda, etc. Funny the HUff Po didn’t include Bozeman on their list. They could have found plenty more lefties for their survey

  2. mr_bill says:

    That map looks like states the DNC would like to win in the next election. They’ve excluded the hyper-liberal states that they know are safe and the conservative bastions they know they’ll never crack such as Oklahoma. This is nothing more than election background research for the DNC. It will be used as propaganda for the mid-terms. After all, that publication is nothing but propaganda.

  3. Sortahwitte says:

    They really don’t want to hear the truth about the ’16 election. If they really did, I would tell them. But they don’t want to hear it.

    Enough Americans got tired of 8 years of smugness and lawlessness from elected and un-elected assholes. They might have gotten by if they hadn’t written off the Constitution as meaningless and were very verbal about it. They pissed off enough conservatives that they pulled their thumbs out of their asses and went and voted. So, after messiah jugears, the coronation of the messianic, murdering slut was ordained, but it didn’t happen.

    They elected the Donald themselves! How sweet! They drove good people and sane democrats to the voting boxes! It wasn’t by much, but it was enough! The skank will never be President!