An open letter to Mike Huckabee and ALL “Ordained Christian Ministers”

The only thing I ever disliked about Mike Huckabee up until now is that he is a former Governor of Arkansas. That is just part of the Bill Clinton legacy. Any product of the Arkansas political machine is now typically viewed as unfit for humans outside of the State. The same goes for Chicago. We knew that before the 2008 election but apparently needed a refresher course.

You had might as well fasten your seatbelts because when I hear lies and see hypocrisy from anyone claiming to be an ordained Christian minister, I have no tolerance toward them whatsoever. They need their asses kicked extra hard. There is nothing wrong with kicking ass, even in Gods house. Jesus provided us that personal example immediately upon arrival in Jerusalem. I watched some Christians get their asses kicked in Gods house this past Sunday and it was more than slightly amusing. Fortunately in this case it was the ordained minister dishing it out, but he did so directly, personally and thoroughly like a man of God should. It was great.

When God talks about kicking someone’s ass he uses a more polite term for it. “I will bring you into remembrance” is what he promises to those who become forgetful of who God is and what he does for you. The best scenario for someone in that condition is to be brought into remembrance by a friend, family member or an ordained minister. When God has to do it he can make a dramatic impression that often times isn’t enjoyable.

When an ordained minister has to be brought into remembrance, in spite of whatever prayers he makes for guidance every day part of that prayer should be that it come in a manner and time that will not allow him to lead others astray. It particularly pisses me off when I have to do it. I don’t like having to cuss anybody, especially a Preacher but I have learned that when someone earns it, regardless of who they are I must not fail God in delivering it securely and on time. Former Governor, former candidate for nomination by the Republican Party AND Ordained Christian Minister Mike Huckabee has earned his but I will stick to bringing him into remembrance with the least amount of cussing as is possible.

Dammit, the more I think about it the angrier I get. I am angry that four Police Officers were murdered by a motherfucker (and apparently a child fucker as well) who had the opportunity to put his feet on the street and his hands on a gun after he had clearly and repeatedly demonstrated that he was criminally insane and violently so. He was granted Mercy by his Governor, an ordained Christian Minister who is supposed to have powers of discernment and at the very least, common sense. The youthfulness of the offender made the length of his sentence seem harsh. Only a willful idiot could convince themselves that violent youthful offenders are not worthy of the sentences passed on them strictly due to their youthfulness.

A future repeat-offender from Jacksonville is arrested for Murder at the age of 16

Obviously the crimes and subsequent behavior of Maurice Clemmons during incarceration were no factor in the decision of the Governor. In his own words he basically explained that he signed a piece of paper and passed the decision to down to other people. Pontius Pilate did the same thing and the only person who was granted Mercy that day was a criminal who hung next to Jesus Christ and explained that he had gotten exactly what he deserved.

I became a convicted felon upon my first offense and I committed no acts of violence during my “Crimes against the United States” and personal gain was not the motive. When I committed my crimes against the United States, I showed Mercy to everyone involved. I could have sent people to Prison for the rest of their lives with what I knew but instead I chose to go to Prison with my mouth shut. I could have violently resisted the Law Enforcement Officers with the “Evidence” that was seized and easily killed a great number of them. I’m talking fatalities in the double digits if it was just me. If it was all of us the body count would have topped 100. We had the ability to take out aircraft and armor. It would have been a slaughter. I could have easily killed their only witness on a number of occasions. There are any numbers of ways I could have walked away at the expense of others.

None of that happened. God let me know that he was sending me to a place where his lessons would be taught and further explained that I WOULD learn them. With that I had Peace and followed his instructions. God explains to us that those who try to save their lives shall surely lose them but those who are willing to give up their lives for his sake shall have eternal life. He also explained that it is in times of weakness that his strength is made manifest. He explained that we are to contend for our Faith and blessed are they who endure to the end. Yes, I went where I was sent and I learned my lessons well.

The Court chose to show me no Mercy. The Federal Bureau of Prisons showed me no Mercy. That’s fine. I was where I was supposed to be and about my Fathers business as instructed.

The Governor of my State has shown me no Mercy, nor has he followed through on the promise he made two years ago to restore my Rights. That’s fine too. Governor Charlie Crist is a Liar and a Hypocrite. It is beneath me to ask for or accept Mercy from a Coward or a Pagan.

What Maurice Clemmons did with his life and the lives of others, he did because he was allowed to do it. Mike Huckabee isn’t the only one who shares responsibility for the murder of the four police officers and his other numerous crimes when Mr. Clemmons victimized someone.

The greatest error Mike Huckabee has made, that I am aware of, he made yesterday, December 2nd 2009 at Jacksonville University in Jacksonville, Florida. He was there speaking to students and taking questions from the crowd. Naturally he was asked about his decision making process with regards to his handling of Maurice Clemmons.

Mike Huckabee speaks at Jacksonville University – December 2nd 2009

” Many have said Huckabee, a former Baptist minister, commuted the sentence as well as many others during his time in office because of his religion. When asked if religion played a role in his decisions, Huckabee said, “Certainly not in this case, and it didn’t play a role in the decisions that I made. Did I say, ‘Oh, this guy had a Christian conversion, so I let him go?’ There had to be compelling reasons.”

I would cuss like a Soldier right now but that statement takes my breath away. How on earth does an Ordained Christian Minister make a statement like that, regardless of who is signing his paycheck at the time? How could any Christian make a Life and Death decision about another human being and his “Religion” as he refers to it (I’m sure that what he was trying to say was “My relationship with God”) NOT play a part in that decision, or any of the other decisions that he made? Just look at what he said for a minute. How much of that makes sense to you even if those words DIDN’T come from an Ordained Christian Minister? Jesus Christ explained that it is by the Fruits of the Holy Spirit that you can discern the presence of God in a human being. Is God the author of Confusion? Not on his worst day.

Let me bring Reverend Huckabee into remembrance of his days in the pulpit of a Southern Baptist Church when all of our heads were bowed and all of our eyes were closed and he could feel the presence of the Holy Spirit moving among the congregation and extended the invitation to those among us who had come to some conclusions about the nature of Christ but had not yet stepped forward to claim their salvation should just step out into the aisle and come forward. I’ll bet my last dollar he told his congregation MANY times that “Jesus Christ explained that if you do not confess me before men then I will not confess you before my Father, that I am the way, the truth and the life. No man cometh to the Father except by me”. Do you remember those words Reverend Huckabee? Do any of my Brothers and Sisters remember those words? If ya do lemmee hear an AYYY-MEEEIN.

Let me tell you Reverend Huckabee, the words God gave to me during the days of my Youth. “You cannot serve two masters”. You are either a lying, hypocritical politician or a man of God. Choose this day who you will serve and be glad God gave you another day to correct yourself after that pathetic display. I think “Religion” played a MAJOR role in the decision you made regarding Maurice Clemmons but it wasn’t the Faith of our Fathers. Your “Religion” is something other than Christianity when you deny God before his children. Saint Peter wasn’t too happy when the Rooster crowed but he was in fear for his life. What were you in fear of when you made the statement that God played no part in the decisions that you made as Governor of Arkansas? Were you afraid of the students at Jacksonville University? I know exactly what you are afraid of, so does everyone in attendance and everyone who reads this.

You are afraid to contend for the Christian Faith if it entails personal risk. You think it’s a damned shame that the world is going to Hell all around you. We’ve got all these Churches on all these street corners and there’s bloody murder in the streets every day. I find it quite ironic how all the big “Community Conferences” to end violence typically takes place in large Churches but the speakers in attendance often talk about how the government isn’t providing enough resources for the community to deal with it. WOW. How could any Ordained Minister of God allow such nonsense be spoken in his house by liars, hypocrites and thieves without breaking out a cat-o-nine-tails and doing to them what Jesus Christ did to the money changers at the temple?

Do you know what else, Reverend Huckabee? We ARE living the Book of Jude. YOU are a prime example of that. When the Rooster crows for you the first thing you need to do is get down on your knees and pray a prayer of thanksgiving that God actually allowed you to make it to another day after that stunning performance at J.U. The next thing you should do is beg forgiveness and spend the rest of your life making up for THAT mistake, my Brother. The Book of Revelations is coming up next. Then it’s going to be a whole lot rougher than a crowd of college students. Where will your Faith be then?

That goes for the rest of you too. Your Faith is about to be tested beyond your wildest imagination. You had better be a Contender.


6 Responses
  1. Mandy :

    Date: December 4, 2009

    If your convictions don’t affect every choice you make, they aren’t convictions.

    This is why so many people like Sarah Palin. She isn’t lukewarm. She isn’t apologizing for her beliefs or pretending they don’t affect her. Maybe some of the other politicians should take a cue from her and stand up for something.

  2. Tess :

    Date: December 4, 2009

    The only reason I can find for Mr. Huckabees ‘reasoning’ is that he obviously found another ‘calling’ since his ordination as a minister. I have known of many ‘ministers’ who went into it as a ‘career choice’ and not a calling from the Master. Unfortunately, the Imposter imitates the Masters voice and many are fooled. (In every denomination in America today.)
    Speaking of Revelation, I would have to agree with you. Even though this is supposedly a “Post-Christian” era, I believe you-ain’t-seen-nothin-yet. I find it interesting that the nation of Isreal will celebrate 70 years in May of 2018, and the number 70 (as in the 70 weeks alotted for Isreal in the Book of Daniel) is a period of ‘completion’or ‘fullness’. IF there is anything to this (perhaps a BIG if) that would put a global government coming to power in about 2011. At Obummers rate, this is possible.
    Just ruminating. . .

  3. slinger :

    Date: December 4, 2009

    Tess, I agree with your timeline. Two years ago, I couldn’t have seen it coming, but we are on the verge. It is soon to be a post-Christian world …

  4. slinger :

    Date: December 4, 2009

    Here is another “reverend” that needs to be brought into remembrance: http://www.lifenews.com/nat5725.html. A “God-Given” right to abortion? Clearly, he serves a different God than I do.

  5. Tatersalad :

    Date: December 4, 2009

    Anything, I mean anything that has Reverand attached to their names, either in the past or present should not be in politics. Muslims and their charade with the clerics and Imans is a great example. Al Sharpton & Jesse Jackson are others. The Huckster will be gone from Sunday night Fox News within 6 weeks!

  6. van-a-gram :

    Date: December 4, 2009

    For the record, I’m an ordained minister.

    In the Universal Life Church of Modesto, California. Seriously.

    It cost me $35 and I regret to this day that I did not cough up the additional $30 to become a Bishop.

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