Mad Brad to lose his character before his first show?

Everyone here should be pretty aware by now that I am transitioning into circus life again. On September 30th the first show that I have had a major hand in producing happens out at Jacksonville Beach. I will have to be in the ring prior to the start of the show to make announcements to the fans in attendance, tell the crowd about all the great food that is available from the kitchen, tell them to tip their bar tenders, that sort of thing. I could do all that straight in my cameraman blackout attire or I could do something different… introduce my new character.

The theme of the event is “Bo’s Beach Blanket Beatdown”. We will have a beach theme going. The Ocean is only two blocks away and this is an outdoor event. My gimmickry will include grass skirt, patent leather wrestling boots, loud flowery Magnum PI shirt, big gold ghetto jewelry on my wrist and hands, flower lei around my neck, Cuban straw hat and big fat cigar. It’s rather eye catching.

The name I had picked out for my character is “Beautiful Bradley Bannon”. Years ago “Billionaire Brad Bush” would work well. Going with the Bannon theme could draw instant heat. There’s just one problem though. The name “Bannon” may not have as much impact in the near future as it does today.

Steve Bannon may not be around much longer – No surprise there.

Back to the drawing board.

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8 Responses to Mad Brad to lose his character before his first show?

  1. MadBrad says:

    Maybe I can go with “Beautiful Bradley Bezos”. At least THAT will be a character who will look the part in flashy clothes. I wonder if I should shave my head for a more Bezos-like appearance.

    The name denotes physical attractiveness and wealth. The hook with the character is that due to the cheesy appearance all that goes over as faux physical attractiveness and wealth. I’ll be a Leisure Suit Larry Bezos. Yeah, yeah, that’s the ticket.

  2. MadBrad says:

    Beautiful Bradley Bonaparte.

    Hmmm…

  3. jacksonsdad says:

    If you’re sticking w/ the alliteration thing “Bolton” would evoke plenty of ire. Michael Bolton and John Bolton would both bring bountiful boos!

    Blah…

  4. jacksonsdad says:

    I like it. In the vein of “faux emotion” here’s another cover song from that Streisand Wannabe that makes my ears bleed…

  5. C. L. says:

    This breaks away from the 3 Bs, but I also thought of Brawny Prince Bradley. I thought it had a nice ring to it plus it could be your little homage to Prince.

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