Last weekend while I was cooking a post Thanksgiving Ham out in my driveway, a Jamaican Carpenter/Street Hustler came walking by. He was laughing and joking, trying to be my friend. He owes me a Hundred Dollars. The last time he saw me I was in his hotel room (that rents by the hour) with my bitch who has the sharpest teeth straining on a short leash and a Gerber Hatchet on my hip. Now he’s passing by and knows he can’t hide, so he’s full of laughs and jokes now.

“Hey Mon, let me wuk dat off fuh you”.

To which I replied…

“No Mon, ah need money more dan ah need yuh sorry ass layBUH wukkin off a debt. Ah want you wukkin fuh me when yuh tinkin if yuh do a sorry ass job yuh not get paid at all atall”.

Have fun, Global Whoremongers. Global Warming is a hoax but you won’t know it where you are heading. Maybe you will bring something back from Copenhagen that will help get you to your final destination a little faster.

Imagine the kind of \"Service\" attendees of the Copenhagen Conference will get from their vendor when they show up with coupon in hand, looking for a Freebie

Yes, Yes, I know what some of you are going to ask. Why is it that I chewed a Preachers ass out on Friday and posted a story about Prostitution on Sunday? It’s simple. I wanted the open letter to Mike Huckabee and all Ordained Christian Ministers to get out in advance of Sunday Worship Services. Since global warming has me freezing my ass off this Sunday morning I thought I might liven things up and get the blood flowing a bit. Anybody who might be offended is probably in Church now anyway.

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