Norwegians puzzled over mysterious spiral of blue light in the night sky

ObamaOverNorway

The mystery began when a blue light seemed to soar up from behind a mountain in the north of the country. It stopped mid-air, then began to move in circles. Within seconds a giant spiral had covered the entire sky. Then a green-blue beam of light shot out from its centre – lasting for ten to 12 minutes before disappearing completely.

Onlookers describing it as ‘like a big fireball that went around, with a great light around it’ and ‘a shooting star that spun around and around’.

Spotlight-like blue light appears from over the horizon[/caption]

Forensic photo specialists reveal that the spiral pattern of light was the result of light reflecting from a highly polished surface with a level of mechanical precision as to suggest that this visual phenomena may be nothing more sophisticated than a passing aircraft, though obviously of great mass and photo qualities.

It just kept spinning around and around

It just kept spinning around and around

Norwegians puzzled over the mysterios blue spiral

Others think a more simple explanation answers the questions…

“That’s my man B gettin his Thugjizzle on an shit”.

“Mostly I just be mindin’ my own damn biniss but I personally don’t believe he is thinkin’ right. He passed up on some good free Seafood. Michelle ain’t gonna be happy about that”.

President Obama skips out on partying with the King of Norway

Tell ‘em Young Jeezy


7 Responses
  1. R.D. Walker :

    Date: December 10, 2009

    Yes, it is clearly the manifestation of Obama’s glory shining down upon the people of Norway.

    And, lo, Obama came upon them, and the glory of the One shone round about them: and they were sore afraid. And Obama said unto them, Fear not: for, behold, I bring you good tidings of American decline, which shall be to all leftists.

  2. notamobster :

    Date: December 10, 2009

    HAHAHAHA!!!!

    Brad – you have to email about this one.

    notamobster@gmail.com

  3. MadBrad :

    Date: December 10, 2009

    I think Air Force One must have some Pimpstar Rimz on the landing gear…

  4. MadBrad :

    Date: December 10, 2009

    Can Blue Light Save Lives?

    East Japan Railway, which runs local trains in and out of Tokyo, spent $170,000 in October to install special LED lamps on the platforms of all 29 stations along the Yamanote line, one of its busiest routes. The hope is that the blue light emitted by the lamps will soothe any despairing commuters and help reverse an uptick in suicides on the tracks. In the fiscal year ended in March, the company said, suicides on its Tokyo train lines rose for the third year in a row—to 68 from 58 last year, with 18 on the Yamanote line. Across Japan, suicides look to be rising amid near-record-high unemployment. In the first nine months of 2009, Japan’s National Police Agency reported 24,846 suicides. That’s set to surpass the 32,249 recorded in 2008, when nearly 2,000 people, or 6% of those who killed themselves, did so on rail tracks or using other transportation modes. (In the U.S., from 1% to 2% of all suicides occur on railroad rights-of-way, according to the American Association of Suicidology.)

    The blue-light project grew out of work at East Japan Railway’s Safety Research Laboratory. But “there’s no research that proves blue lights dissuade people from killing themselves,” says Tsuneo Suzuki, who specializes in color psychology at Tokyo’s Keio University. Suzuki says he told “desperate” rail operators that “they won’t solve a deeply rooted societal problem like suicide by putting up lights.” If you showed that was possible, he says, you’d “probably win the Nobel Prize.”

    —Kenji Hall

  5. MadBrad :

    Date: December 10, 2009

    Seriously, photo #2 looks like an Obama Logo taking shape.

  6. Bman :

    Date: December 10, 2009

    Its just like the signal for batman, except its a call to Captain Hopenchange.

  7. R.D. Walker :

    Date: December 10, 2009

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