Seems our funnyman has quite the history of saying incredibly stupid shit

I am sure to be decried a racist and a hate-monger, but I’m good with that.

How in the …

Who in their right…

What the hell were these people thinking in electing this buffoon to the United States Congress? Brad, your Rep has a contender. For “Most Retarded”, he’s got her beat. Hands down! This guy, quite literally, reminds me of every single crackhead I’ve ever interviewed!!! Every single one!!!





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32 Responses to Seems our funnyman has quite the history of saying incredibly stupid shit

  1. MadBrad says:

    I see that anderson Coopers Father got around. Actually sometime he looks like a genetic splice between Anderson Cooper and “Mr. Clean” Tyrone Miller, the M-60 Machine Gunner on the PBY in Apocalypse now. Other times he just looks like Uncle Ben or Tyrone Biggums. I must do more research to know what swatch of Georgia elected this fool.

  2. R.D. Walker says:

    “I must do more research to know what swatch of Georgia elected this fool.”

    I honestly don’t know for sure but, c’mon, you just KNOW it has to be Atlanta.

  3. notamobster says:

    Atlanta suburbs elected this fool, Brad….. Are you shocked?

  4. notamobster says:

    FOCK!!!! RD you killed it for me….. damnit!!!

  5. MadBrad says:

    Okay, Decatur, Conyers & Norcross, say no more. I lived in Norcross for 14 Months. MOST people there do not speak English as their primary language, niether does their elected representative. Conyers, know it well. The largest manufacturer I represent is based in Conyers (Lithonia Lighting). It wasn’t that long ago when Conyers wasn’t a bad place to live. Decatur, I never was stupid enough to go there. You don’t have to travel much of the Atlanta Metro Area to know that most all of it is fucked up from the ground up and if it isn’t it will be shortly. I SO wish that General Sherman had not been such a punk ass pussy when he started striking matches up there. He didn’t do a good enough of a job. He should have salted the ground so nothing would ever grow there again like the Romans used to do.

    That’s saying a LOT coming from a family that descends from Confederate Soldiers. Not a single member of my family fought for the North. If only Sherman were alive today to strike some more matches I would load him and his boys up on the Amtrack Silver Meteor and head to South Florida buying them drinks the whole way and passing out boxes of big, old school kitchen matches gift wrapped with stars and bars ribbon bows on them.

  6. MadBrad says:

    It would only be AFTER I am satisfied with the performance of his Army in South Florida would I start buying drinks on the train headed North. We would have to go WAY out of our way to get hooked up with an Atlanta-bound train, so they would be good and drunk by the time I got them to Bankhead Highway to start striking matches there.

  7. notamobster says:


  8. R.D. Walker says:

    Yeah, no kidding. My mom lives in South Florida.

  9. MadBrad says:

    Oh RD, don’t be so sad. You’ve been telling me all this time what a Gentleman Sherman was. Please don’t say that you said it in jest.

    Surely he would allow people to evacuate with what they can carry, kind of like how he did it last time. It can’t be THAT bad, can it?

  10. MadBrad says:

    Come on, he would EVENTUALLY get to burn Atlanta again. Wouldn’t THAT be fun?

  11. MadBrad says:

    Actually now that I look at it, the first video depicts an ashy, elderly J.J. Evans on an acid trip.

  12. Locke n Load says:

    Wait, seriously, you guys don’t know who this ultramaroon replaced?

    Cynthia McKinney!!!! Suburban atlanta, gotta love it

  13. notamobster says:

    I knew Cynthia “He attacked me cuz I’m black” McKinney was his predicessor…

    It wasn’t cuz she barged through Capitol security…… nooooo….. it was cuz she was black.

  14. Locke n Load says:

    yeah, I seem to remember she was ushered out of office by some white hooded guys, wasn’t she?

  15. Locke n Load says:

    I just now went through all those vids Nota…I’m astounded. Not so much that the mcKinney crowd would see him as a suitable heir, but that he TOTALLY hides the brains leaking out of his ears. I mean really, how does he keep that sharkskin suit clean?

  16. Ken says:

    This buffoon is part of why it is so hard to maintain faith in this country. How are we to take back control of things and fix them with men like this in power? If he stands as nothing but a roadblock to our success, he is more trouble than he’s worth. Truly sad.

  17. Shawn says:

    He talks with exactly the same pace and patterns as a guy I knew when I was growing up that had ODed on acid in the 60s. That’s all I’m saying.

  18. MadBrad says:

    I’m telling you that a GOOD BIT of the people who voted for this guy were not born in the United States, do not speak English as their primary language and have NO IDEA if this guy is a dumbass or not. They are not able to look at this guy, hear what he is saying and be able to process that information as we would. Where he’s from, what you see is ALL that is required to get hired for that job.

    Do you really think this asshole has any understanding of what his job is or is supposed to be? Do you think he actually comprehends any of the legislation he votes on? Do you think that this asshole (or ANY asshole) DESERVES to be able to join with anybody in order to tell everybody how they should live and die?

    I’m sorry, but I’m not having any part of it. It makes no sense. There is no making sense of it.

    Imagine what Immigration Reform is going to do to us.

  19. James says:

    Why does Hank look like an actor on a SNL skit?

  20. notamobster says:

    LnL: I’m not a suit guy, but I do own a silk sharkskin suit. Had it since 01 and have never even put the damned thing on. It looks good hanging in the closet, though.

  21. Locke n Load says:

    As bad as this guy is, Brad is right about something he said. This guy was ELECTED. If the people who put him in office are a good sampling of the rest of the country we ARE screwed.

  22. notamobster says:

    “America can endure having Barack Obama as a President, they cannot however, endure having a populace foolish enough to elect him.”

    “America can endure having ______ ______ as a ________, they cannot however, endure having a populace foolish enough to elect him/her.”

    Hank “Oooh, butterflies” Johnson.

    Nancy “I can barely speak because my face has been stretched and botoxed into semi-permanent paralysis” Pelosi.

    Harry “Mr. Personality” Reid.

    Charlie “I can’t be bothered to pay my taxes” Rangel.

    Cynthia “They hate the skin I’m in” McKinney.

    Any of these inserts will suffice…

  23. Locke n Load says:

    Damn Nota, we could go on with that probably 265 or more times, don’t you think?

    • notamobster says:

      Yeah, we could. You should try it… It’s actually quite fun.

      Bawney “I’ll tell you what’s wong with Amewica” Fwank

  24. Ken says:

    He looks like one of the “Village of the Damn” kids after 40+ years seeking his physic powers again.

  25. J.Willy says:

    can anyone remember who the Moonbat was that served in Dekalb County before this dweeb? Cynthia something (I think); she was the one who stood up in Congress and accused Bush of planning the 911 attacks…

  26. notamobster says:

    Cynthia “He attacked me cuz I’m black” McKinney

  27. R.D. Walker says:

    Weapons grade moonbattery!

  28. MadBrad says:

    Buckwheat just called, says he wants his hair back.

  29. MadBrad says:

    HERE is the SNL Character who will do a Hank Johnson Character RIGHT…

  30. JCT says:

    I think the Guam capsize line of inquiry tops all of these.

    On the up side, it is likely that Representative Johnson was toilet trained and has retained that capability