A Long, Hard Route to Victory
December 26, 2008Peace through superior erections.
The Afghan chieftain looked older than his 60-odd years, and his bearded face bore the creases of a man burdened with duties as tribal patriarch and husband to four younger women. His visitor, a CIA officer, saw an opportunity, and reached into his bag for a small gift.
Four blue pills. Viagra.
“Take one of these. You’ll love it,” the officer said. Compliments of Uncle Sam.
The enticement worked. The officer, who described the encounter, returned four days later to an enthusiastic reception. The grinning chief offered up a bonanza of information about Taliban movements and supply routes — followed by a request for more pills.
For U.S. intelligence officials, this is how some crucial battles in Afghanistan are fought and won.
Uncle Sam delivers boners. What’s the Taliban done for you? Although I don’t know why he needs it. Afghan chicks are hot.
Shwing!!! Oo la la.!
McLaren :
Date: December 26, 2008
This story swells me with pride.
But WOW, check out the vaguely-formed head on the one on the left.
Smokin.’
R.D. Walker :
Date: December 26, 2008
I cannot believe I missed the opportunity to post that “Afghanistan is holding free erections.”
I must be losing it.