Obama Welcomes Our New North Korean Overlord
March 11, 2009
North Korea is preparing to illegally launch a multi-stage ballistic missile that will place Alaska, Hawaii, and much of the western United States in range of its nuclear weapons. This launch, which is working under the cover of a “satellite launch” is illegal thanks to UN Resolution 1718, and will place at least 43 million Americans at risk.
Admiral Timothy Keating, the top US commander in the Pacific responded by sending more Aegis missile cruisers, which possess an anti ballistic missile capability to Korea, technically as part of a joint US-South Korean exercise. Admiral Keating also stated that he was prepared to protect his nation and shoot down the North Korean missile
Meanwhile, Obama has responded to this threat to American citizens and the violation of a UN resolution with a loud yawn and was seen scratching his buttocks while being briefed on the location of Korea and what a missile was. His top-notch US Director of National Intelligence, Dennis Blair, comforted the Senate Armed Services Committee on Tuesday by reassuring them that he was on the job.
“I tend to believe that the North Koreans announced that they are going to do a space launch, and I believe that’s what they intend.”
He later admitted that the difference between a space launch and an ICBM aimed at Los Angeles was about the same as the difference between Ketchup and Catsup. He also admitted that North Korea was about as trustworthy as a rabid badger with hangnails.
Meanwhile, Obama is unhappy that Admiral Keating had actually had the audacity to suggest that The President of the United States would be willing to defend his citizens.
As for North Korea, two administration officials, who asked for anonymity when discussing a sensitive issue, say Keating was way out of line to suggest that Obama might use the system now to thwart North Korea, noting that the president has been trying delicately to engage Kim Jong Il’s regime. (A spokesman for Keating declined to comment.) “The White House,” said one of the officials, “was not pleased.”
Okay, seriously now. Obama has effectively put on a strapless black evening gown and bent over for the North Koreans. He didn’t do anything when Iran launched its homegrown ICBM (maybe he reasoned that it would just kill Jooos – Chas Freeman). Now, he’s not even going to pretend to defend the United States from a tyrannical state led by a syphilitic wackjob with height issues? At what point would he actually act to preserve the lives and interests of Americans? Wasn’t there something about that in the oath of office?
rudy c. :
Date: March 12, 2009
Obey-me doesn’t care if it’s a foreign ICBM that kills millions of American’s and destroys U.S. cities. He figures it will be that much less that he has to destroy personally. “A clean break from the past” “Change has come to America” chilling words from a chilling man.
Mad Brad :
Date: March 12, 2009
In the words of a retired Master Gunnery Sergeant of the United States Marine Corps who spent some time in Korea; “I would let that sawed-off gook know that if that rocket even so much as leans toward the United States nobody in North Korea will be lighting off so much as a firecracker for the next Thousand years”.
That is language that can clearly be understood, ESPECIALLY considering who said it.
No Secretary of State required.
Matt :
Date: May 26, 2009
Heh, worst reading ive ever done in a long time.. thanks for wasting my time
Mad Brad :
Date: May 26, 2009
What a moron you are Matt. I suppose you would eat all the dog shit someone serves you before you complain about it. Of course you may be more inclined to enjoy that chocolate your boyfriend drags out of you on his dip stick.
Roy Ryder :
Date: May 26, 2009
“Worst reading I’ve ever done in a long time.”
Ever done in a long time.
Worstest reply I’ve ever read today that doesn’t not not repudiate or challenged the factsy things.
CindyLou :
Date: July 31, 2009
Low-bama-thoughts…”if N.Korea destroys Alaska and Hawaii… I don’t have to worry about Palin or that pesky Birth Certificate issue ever again!!”
Anonymous :
Date: August 10, 2009
Get Em Master GUNS!!! SEMPER FI