Nothing good can come from this. Nothing. I guess you have a right not to drive anymore, either
When you pull over to take a leak at the highway rest stop, be prepared to get molested. Not by weird guy in the old Ford Pinto, but by your friendly TSA Agent. The TSA is now doing highway inspections for terrorists!
“Where is a terrorist more apt to be found? Not these days on an airplane more likely on the interstate,” said Tennessee Department of Safety & Homeland Security Commissioner Bill Gibbons.
I’ll give the TSA a better clue: Try the local chapter of the ISNA.
Hey TSA: If there was an Islamic character in Clue, the game would be called Solved.