Up Next: Sidewalks


Nothing good can come from this.  Nothing.  I guess you have a right not to drive anymore, either


When you pull over to take a leak at the highway rest stop, be prepared to get molested.  Not by weird guy in the old Ford Pinto, but by your friendly TSA Agent.  The TSA is now doing highway inspections for terrorists!

“Where is a terrorist more apt to be found? Not these days on an airplane more likely on the interstate,” said Tennessee Department of Safety & Homeland Security Commissioner Bill Gibbons.

I’ll give the TSA a better clue:  Try the local chapter of the ISNA.

Hey TSA: If there was an Islamic character in Clue, the game would be called Solved.

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4 Responses to Up Next: Sidewalks

  1. rj says:

    screw that…no probable cause no detention, no search…unless I woke up in Russia this morning…

  2. notamobster says:


    “If there was an Islamic character in Clue, the game would be called Solved.”

    OH MY GAWD!!! That gem should be awarded a shiny nickel. That was AWESOME!

    The story: This is the logical route taken by those whose business is to sow fear and trepidation in a populace. Slowly fence the wild hogs in…

  3. notamobster says:

    Wow. So some undereducated, oft-emasculated man-child is gonna grope my balls when I stop to pee? I’ll just stop going to the rest area. I can get a half-retarded minimum-wage worker to grope my balls at any truckstop in the country.


  4. Van-a-gram says:

    @Nota — I mean really, “Achmed, in the Minaret, with a scimitar.”

    Sort of gives it away….