CIA Heart Attack Gun


A CIA secret weapon used for assassination shoots a small poison dart to cause a heart attack, as explained in Congressional testimony in the short video below. By educating ourselves and others on vitally important matters like this, we can build a brighter future for us all.

The dart from this secret CIA weapon can penetrate clothing and leave nothing but a tiny red dot on the skin. On penetration of the deadly dart, the individual targeted for assassination may feel as if bitten by a mosquito, or they may not feel anything at all. The poisonous dart completely disintegrates upon entering the target.

The lethal poison then rapidly enters the bloodstream causing a heart attack. Once the damage is done, the poison denatures quickly, so that an autopsy is very unlikely to detect that the heart attack resulted from anything other than natural causes. Sounds like the perfect James Bond weapon, doesn’t it? Yet this is all verifiable in Congressional testimony.”

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11 Responses to CIA Heart Attack Gun

  1. MadBrad says:

    Of course there are certain toxins that can be administered with a squirt gun. In a bar environment the target may think that someone had splashed a drink on them. Of course the shooter could just aim for the drink as well.

    An excellent experiment: Put some hot sauce on the outside or someones Beer bottle and see how long it takes to get to the penis of the target.

  2. R.D. Walker says:

    So “they” had the means to kill him. What is their motive?

  3. vanagram says:

    Jesus, how long this thing been around? Is that Barry Goldwater in the video???

  4. sortahwitte says:

    Did they kill Breitbart? I’m not a conspiracy person, but I bet Vince Foster wasn’t either. He died for being a traitor and porkin’ that slut Hilary. That’s standard DC stuff.

  5. Jim22 says:

    Yeah, that is Goldwater. The hearing took place in 1975. The gun had been around for a while before that.

  6. Lyun says:

    You can get the same effect if you go to MacDonalds and pig out on burgers and extra fatty fries.

    Conspiritorialists are saying the obesity gun is the weapon of choice, developed by the Mac CIA branch of national security.

    After several years of that bodily malpractice your heart gives up trying to pump the fatty blood and you shuffle off the mortal coil and there’s no trace of the burgers or fries to implicate the Mackers chain group.

    Much cheaper than being caught in posession of a lethal weapon like a heart attack gun, and it doesn’t take much training or expertise to administer the lethal doseage.

    With the obesity gun, the average American is being assasinated without the general public being aware of it.

    A more lethal weapon in their armoury is the cigarello cannon that induces lung decay after 40 years of constant useage.

    A smokeless load is being developed.

  7. Patriot says:

    Lyun, tries so hard to be funny. Don’t quit your day job….. if you have one.

  8. Lyun says:

    A Job, work is a four letter word.

    I’m privaliged not to have to work any more.

    Yeah funny Ha Ha, I wonder what the CIA wants a heart attack gun for anyway…recreational use?….LOL.

  9. David says:

    I figured that ‘they’ had murdered Andrew Breibart… now I know they did. This administration is piling up more bodies than the Clintons!!! Anyone with damaging information on the treasonous tyrant had better duck and cover!