Freaky Friday Caption Contest

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16 Responses to Freaky Friday Caption Contest

  1. James says:

    C’mon. My parents won’t miss one. They’ve got lots.

  2. R.D. Walker says:

    “…and I even paid for it out of my own pocket!”

  3. Uke says:

    “My parents always told me never to take rubbers from strangers…

    Only from the government.”

  4. Rich says:

    Look! It’s blue! Just like blueberries! And I know you like blueberries … right?

    So ………

  5. Lyun says:

    I think it’s a rubber glove, but it’s only got one finger.

  6. Bman says:

    A scene from ABC’s After School Special, “But It’s Only HIV”, when a high school senior finds her future plans turned upside down when her boyfriend tells her he has HIV but it won’t stop him from following his dreams.

  7. Vanagram says:

    And the best part? I got it last Sunday at church! For free!

  8. R.D. Walker says:

    And the best part? It really pisses off Rick Santorum!

  9. Vanagram says:

    Chris Burke reprises his role as Charles “Corky” Thatcher in in this new sequel of “Life Goes On II: The Next Generation”

  10. RUDE JUDE says:

    Want some candy little girl?

  11. DarthJay says:

    Time for balloon animals, hooray!! Of course, somebody will have to blow this……..up. Can I have a volunteer?!

  12. Lyun says:

    Put the lights out and I’ll show you how it works.

  13. Lyun says:

    What do you mean it’s not a rectal thermometer, let me take you temperature.

  14. Bushido says:

    My name’s Fluke and I like to …

  15. sortahwitte says:

    If I use this, you’ll still be a virgin!

  16. trebor snoyl says:

    If you’re worried, I’ll call the school copulation monitor, (The cop cop) to make sure that we do it right.