The Daily Beast contacted the office of Montana Gov. Brian Schweitzer today to talk about whether his state would be in play in the 2012 presidential election. About a half hour later, the governor called back, and he had a lot to say. He didn’t think that Montana would be a swing state, but the Democrat did say that Mitt Romney could have issues nationally because his father was “born on a polygamy commune in Mexico.”
So that is the way it is going to be, huh? Mitt Romney isn’t a polygamist. His father wasn’t a polygamist. His grandfathers weren’t polygamists. His great-grandfather who died in 1909, however, was a polygamist. We are going to tar Mitt with the activities of a great grandfather who died 40 years before he was born. Okay. Let’s start….
You don’t have to go back that far for Obama. His proudly Marxist father – you know, the one he has dreams from – was a polygamist. And not just a polygamist. He became a bigamist when he played that shit stateside.
Go back a couple more generations and Obama’s ancestors were American slave owners. I mean, if we are going to vest our candidates with the sins of their dead ancestors, Obama carries the sin of slavery in his DNA.
In fact, if that is the way we are going to play it, Obama is a pretty easy target.
So just let me know governor and I will fire up the old ancestry.com account and find out what your great grandfather was up to.