Free Gas? How about a Free CAR!

free-car

Not from Bob Barker (although this program should use the Price Is Right theme music).  My mind is…… spinning. Massachusetts gives welfare recipients free cars. I shit you not. If you’re on welfare in Massachusetts, you can get a FREE car from the State. And that’s not all.

The state pays for the car’s insurance, inspection, excise tax, title, registration, repairs and a AAA membership for one year at a total cost of roughly $6,000 per car.

All the free shit is starting to pile up.  FREE can be translated as “taken from somebody else and given to you”.

We’ve become a society based on theft.  Either at the barrel of a gun, or the tip of a pen — it’s still the same.  We not only BELIEVE in stealing, our society is based on it.  Our Government legislates it, enforces it, and promotes it.

This takes the “Obama gonna put gas in my tank!” to a whole new level. I can hear it now:

state-car

“Fuck the gas, Bammy – git me the goddamn car! And my ride better have some style, too, mothafucker! I can’t be seen cruisin’ in no cracka-wagon. Don’t get cheap with the GPS neither – none of that TomTom shit, I want the Magellan 1600. And rims. Gotta have me some fuckin’ rims, man.”

Now, in all fairness, this isn’t a Federal Barry Program (yet) but birthed by the crazy liberal whackaloons that got Barry where he is.  And I’m sure its just a matter of time…..
You can read the whole bullshittin’ mess of it here.


5 Responses
  1. McLaren :

    Date: May 7, 2009

    When I was fresh out of the Re-education Camp, er, excuse me, college, I used to joke that someday the government would have its own flat tire-changing dept.

    Sweet feathery Jesus, look how far we’ve fallen.

  2. Justin Campbell :

    Date: May 7, 2009

    I’ve been a Massachusetts resident my entire life and I’m sad to say that this is not surprising. It’s so sad to see our once great Commonwealth debased by the liberal agenda. We have a saying in the Bay State, “Massachusetts headlines are the Nations punchlines”

  3. McLaren :

    Date: May 7, 2009

    “Massachusetts headlines are the Nations punchlines”

    That is great, Justin.

    I think we’ll archive that one.

  4. UpNorth :

    Date: May 7, 2009

    By what twisted logic, even for a Massachusetts liberal, can they do this? I’m surprised that Mass. hasn’t passed Michigan as the welfare capital of the world.
    If you go back through the history of this state under Gov. Granholm over the last 6 years, you can see where the US is headed. We’ve been the lab rats for the dems fiscal and social plans, and it isn’t pretty.

  5. Justin Campbell :

    Date: May 8, 2009

    Wish I could take credited for the one liner but I got it from local talk show host Michael Graham.

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