The Hardest Part

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  1. DarthJay says:

    I call for an “Election Day Bonus Caption Contest” or “What Will Obama Say When He Calls To Congratulate Romney” thread to cut the tension for the next few hours. 🙂

  2. R.D. Walker says:

    “I have ordered the FBI to detain Governor Romney and Congressman Ryan and am imposing a 24 hour curfew until the current unstable situation is resolved.”

  3. R.D. Walker says:

    That wasn’t very funny, however.

  4. DarthJay says:

    Romney: Hello?
    Obama: F**k you.
    Romney: Same to you. *click*

  5. Jim22 says:

    Don’t feel bad. Our state is mail-in ballots only. Ballots dropped two weeks ago. We’ve been waiting for a long time.

    Aggie over at Hookers and Booze shares her recipe for ‘El Presidente’. Apropos for today:

    1½ oz. White Rum (Crystal)
    1½ oz. Vermouth Blanc
    1 barspoon* Orange Curaçao or Grand Marnier
    ½ barspoon* Grenadine
    Thinly-sliced Orange Peel

    Stir ingredients well over cracked ice and strain into a chilled cocktail glass. Twist the orange peel over the top and drop in or discard as you prefer. Garnish, if desired, with a cherry. Personally, I prefer this with the Grand Marnier. And don’t pass on the cherry. It makes the drink a very pretty RED!

  6. notamobster says:

    I’ll be drinking “The President’s Unemployment”, tonight:

    1 Glass
    1-2 ice cubes
    2-3″ fingers of whiskey (scotch for special night)

    Pour the whiskey over the ice. Drink. Repeat as necessary. 🙂

  7. Greg B says:

    I’ll be joining in that toast.
    But (and I know this’ll make you cringe), I’ll be indulging with PBR with a few gin & tonics on the side.

  8. Meshuggahboy says:

    Think I’ll mix up a couple Hurricane Sandy’s tonight: it’s a watered-down Manhattan.

  9. Locke n Load says:

    you guys are killin me.
    i have 500 miles to cover yet, then another 6 tomorrow before i can crack a makers mark or crown

  10. jacksonsdad says:

    “Congratulations Mitt. Obviously I didn’t do a good enough job explaining my policies to the public. It didn’t help that the conservative media made sure I didn’t get enough FACE TIME. If only Chris Matthews and Co had been more subjective it would have helped me succeed.

    Anyway… Congratulations Again. You’re Welcome. And btw… you didn’t build that ;o)”

  11. Rockheim says:

    Who’s jealous? ^^ this guy!!

    Great.. I’m oncall this week and working nights.. But come Friday.. I’ll have some catching up to do..

    I do have a pound of leftover Rumplemintz soaked Gummi Bears in the fridge though..