Freaky Friday Caption Contest

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14 Responses to Freaky Friday Caption Contest

  1. Tony says:

    Is that a 30-40 Krag cartridge below the tray?

  2. James says:

    They’re really squirt guns.

  3. notamobster says:

    Upon hearing the election returns, Jimmy started breaking out his urban survival kit.

  4. ODA551 says:

    Jimmy was tired of the FDA’s new lunch program and wasn’t going to take any more guff from the lunch lady.

  5. RUDE JUDE says:

    Little Johnny could not wait to try out his new ketchup dispensers on his favorite chicken nuggets.

  6. R.D. Walker says:

    Kid tested, gangsta approved!

  7. notamobster says:


  8. DarthJay says:

    Just another lunch hour in Chicago public elementary schools…

  9. Slaphappypap says:

    Nobody will get my brownie!

  10. R.D. Walker says:

    Ganstas with just $53.00 need to economize.

  11. SemperFi says:

    “I’m telli’ ya…Ya offa a free one of dese to da kiddies and ya will have ’em eatin’ one tree times a day when dey get olda. Dis is da new crack!” said Jimmie No-dough Mickey to his fellow gangsters.

  12. sortahwitte says:

    This is the last time I’m eating chicken parts that come from the crotch.

  13. R.D. Walker says:

    Today on the Dr. Kevorkian Show, we will be discussing fast and slow forms of suicide.

  14. Bman says:

    The meal was so bad that Danny decided to eat a bullet instead.