14 Responses to Freaky Friday Caption Contest

1. Lai says:

   November 16, 2012 at 7:46 am

   A short while after the capture of this moment, Frank the Clown died when he attempted to attack the enemy with the use of deadly sock puppets.

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2. R.D. Walker says:

   November 16, 2012 at 7:55 am

   The French finally join the International Coalition in Afghanistan.

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3. Lai says:

   November 16, 2012 at 7:58 am

   One of these things is not like the other!
   One of these things just doesn’t belong!

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4. DarthJay says:

   November 16, 2012 at 8:32 am

   I told you, Al-Qaeda…Homie don’t play dat.

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5. DarthJay says:

   November 16, 2012 at 8:43 am

   President Obama joins the 501st for combat operations…

   (yeah, I said it)

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6. James says:

   November 16, 2012 at 9:11 am

   A U.N. observer ensures international law is followed during armed conflict.

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7. slinger says:

   November 16, 2012 at 9:39 am

   Come out with your hands up … or we’re sending in the clown.

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8. R.D. Walker says:

   November 16, 2012 at 9:48 am

   Following the repeal of DADT, the Obama Administration ordered the United States military to end its discriminatory policy of prohibiting the enlistment of clowns, jokers, harlequins, punchinellos, mimes and jesters.

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9. Van-a-gram says:

   November 16, 2012 at 9:59 am

   I was never in the military, but something tells me that guy is not wearing a regulation uniform. But I’m not sure. For all you vets out there: Is this some kind of special camouflage or something? Is he part of some kind of special elite strike team? Do the polka-dots represent some kind of previous campaign participation, or is it a rank insignia? I’m so confused.

   Maybe this was the recommended change to fatigues brokered by Jill Kelly and Paula Broadwell? What exactly did Petraeus know and when did he know it?

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10. RJ says:

    November 16, 2012 at 10:06 am

    Imagine a bad guy hunkered down waiting for a entry, all of a sudden boinco the clown burst in dressed like that…. instant distraction, the remaining team takes down the bad guy…we gonna call it instead of flash bang away, boink em away.

    Instead of hand signal for flash bang, fist opening and closing rapidly, team leader squeezes his nose…honk honk…

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11. sortahwitte says:

    November 16, 2012 at 11:50 am

    Don’t laugh too hard. This clown’s (there! I said it!) dad was one of my platoon sergeants. The resemblance is way spooky.

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12. Rich says:

    November 16, 2012 at 9:23 pm

    Van-a-gram:

    He is part of the elite “kill ‘em with laughter” strike force.

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13. Rich says:

    November 16, 2012 at 9:24 pm

    At last! Proof that obama was an integral and vital part of the Bin Laden kill raid.

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14. Rich says:

    November 16, 2012 at 9:27 pm

    Screeching obamazombie:

    See, we keep him in president ’cause we gots our obamaphones and he did kill Bin Laden! See, picture proof tru dat!

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