Freaky Friday Caption Contest

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14 Responses to Freaky Friday Caption Contest

  1. Lai says:

    A short while after the capture of this moment, Frank the Clown died when he attempted to attack the enemy with the use of deadly sock puppets.

  2. R.D. Walker says:

    The French finally join the International Coalition in Afghanistan.

  3. Lai says:

    One of these things is not like the other!
    One of these things just doesn’t belong!

  4. DarthJay says:

    I told you, Al-Qaeda…Homie don’t play dat.

  5. DarthJay says:

    President Obama joins the 501st for combat operations…

    (yeah, I said it)

  6. James says:

    A U.N. observer ensures international law is followed during armed conflict.

  7. slinger says:

    Come out with your hands up … or we’re sending in the clown.

  8. R.D. Walker says:

    Following the repeal of DADT, the Obama Administration ordered the United States military to end its discriminatory policy of prohibiting the enlistment of clowns, jokers, harlequins, punchinellos, mimes and jesters.

  9. Van-a-gram says:

    I was never in the military, but something tells me that guy is not wearing a regulation uniform. But I’m not sure. For all you vets out there: Is this some kind of special camouflage or something? Is he part of some kind of special elite strike team? Do the polka-dots represent some kind of previous campaign participation, or is it a rank insignia? I’m so confused.

    Maybe this was the recommended change to fatigues brokered by Jill Kelly and Paula Broadwell? What exactly did Petraeus know and when did he know it?

  10. RJ says:

    Imagine a bad guy hunkered down waiting for a entry, all of a sudden boinco the clown burst in dressed like that…. instant distraction, the remaining team takes down the bad guy…we gonna call it instead of flash bang away, boink em away.

    Instead of hand signal for flash bang, fist opening and closing rapidly, team leader squeezes his nose…honk honk…

  11. sortahwitte says:

    Don’t laugh too hard. This clown’s (there! I said it!) dad was one of my platoon sergeants. The resemblance is way spooky.

  12. Rich says:


    He is part of the elite “kill ’em with laughter” strike force.

  13. Rich says:

    At last! Proof that obama was an integral and vital part of the Bin Laden kill raid.

  14. Rich says:

    Screeching obamazombie:

    See, we keep him in president ’cause we gots our obamaphones and he did kill Bin Laden! See, picture proof tru dat!