What’s up on Mars?

It would seem they have found something.

Yesterday, NPR reported that the Mars rover, Curiosity, transmitted new data that has NASA scientists throughly excited. The data is coming from an instrument in the rover called Sample Analysis at Mars, or SAM for short, which functions as a miniature chemistry lab designed to determine the composition of Martian rocks, soil, and air. SAM is also capable of identifying organic compounds, carbon containing molecules that could possibly have been created inside a living creature.

NASA has yet to reveal details about the discovery, as they are in the process of cautiously re-checking the data to rule out the possibility of incorrect data due to issues such as equipment errors.

I hope it something big. Possibilities as to what they found…

    1) The missing conservative voters

    2) 10 billion barrels of recoverable oil

    3) Obama’s college transcripts

    4) A riot in response to an anti-Muslim video

    5) MadBrad

    6) Proof that Hispanics are natural conservatives

    7) The Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator

    8 ) Waldo

    9) My missing car keys

    10) DVDs of seasons 2-10 of Firefly

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12 Responses to What’s up on Mars?

  1. Doc says:

    R.D.-My money’s on…..(drum roll, please…) JIMMY HOFFA!!!

  2. R.D. Walker says:

    Maybe they found Joe Biden’s sanity. It is lost good…

  3. Doc says:

    Speakin’ of jack-ass joe’s lost sanity-Off Topic but on point, THIS from Michelle Malkin’s Blog:


    Maybe they found all th’ jobs socialist-care’s gonna’ eradicate…

  4. serfer62 says:

    The code book for Racist words used by Conservative.
    96th edition, 17,843 pages

  5. James says:

    Curiosity rolled in something.

  6. Greg B says:

    I really DO hope it’s seasons 2-10.
    Just sayin’

  7. Matt says:

    The weathered, barely recognizable top half of what appears to be the Statue of Liberty, buried in sand.

  8. notamobster says:

    Matt – ouch.

    “Johnny 5 is alive!”

  9. Matt says:

    That mirror holding General Zod, Ursa, and Non.

  10. Uke says:

    Seriously. If the world makes ANY sense at all, we can surmise that Firefly wasn’t actually cancelled after 1 season. Surely Mars was part of the 2-10 coverup!

  11. messup says:

    Haaa!!!HA!HA! A total scream…what levity!!!Great Post…juxtaposition is the essence of good comedy (and great one-liners).