There are many morals to this fable. It’s funny too.
It took two blows to kill it?
So he’s willfully damaging landlord’s property?
Mom!! Mom!! Another one of those basement dwellers who probably brought that spider up from where he “lives”. And he’s probably not 26 years old yet, etc. etc. What a derp.
A strong indictment of current parenting skills and the state of public education.
If he thinks that’s a big spider, he better not move to Arizona
Obviously he has never been in Central America.
…or the Middle East!
What a numb-nuts. The look on his face, after he made the hole, is priceless!
Camera for filming exploits: $100
Brass knuckle ‘paperweight’: 12.95
Punching a hole through Mom’s wall because you’re a steaming vajajay, who is incapable of thinking 2 steps ahead: Priceless
“Dumbass SMASH! Dumbass HUNGRY!”
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