Freaky Friday Caption Contest

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19 Responses to Freaky Friday Caption Contest

  1. Greg B says:

    W W W What?
    I got nuthin’

  2. Greg says:

    For Rent

  3. BrunDawg says:

    Amazon…and you’re done.

  4. BrunDawg says:

    Make all the jokes you want. Just remember this is someone’s circus act.

  5. Uke says:

    A woman made for Andre the Giant.

    I think it’s safe to say that she’s probably the un-cheapest date ever. Of all time.

    Also:

  6. dukkaA says:

    You’d really fall into that! Holy s**t

  7. Bman says:

    COME SEE! THE GREAT MALAMA and THE WORLD’S TALLEST MIDGET! sunday! Sunday! SUNDAY!

  8. DarthJay says:

    @Uke…Death by Snoo Snoo!! Classic Futurama!

    Am I the only one who is wondering, with the placement of that cup, what that lemonade-looking liquid is?

  9. sortahwitte says:

    You know me. One or both.

    Just so the little one knows cpr.

  10. DarthJay says:

    Two girls, one cup?

  11. Greg B says:

    ^^^^^^^
    That’s messed up.
    I warn all of you
    DO NOT GOOGLE THAT PHRASE!!!!!

  12. R.D. Walker says:

    I am about ready to give Sorta the nickel. That was awesome. Y’all better step it up!

  13. Bman says:

    I like big blacks and I cannot lie….56-46-56…only if she’s 8’3″.

  14. jacksonsdad says:

    When I caught her I realized why the old sailors stories about “Mermaids” were attributed to Manatees. Truth is (and you draw your own conclusions from the following statement) a thousand-pound manatee wouldn’t have gotten stuck in my Killer Whale net. Just sayin’…

  15. Doc says:

    AC/DC sang a song about her:

    “…A WHOLE LOTTA’ WOOMAN…
    …A WHOOOLE LOTTA’ ROSAAAYYY!!!”

  16. xenicalman says:

    Now that’s what I call “High Maintenance”
    Her farts must be classified as WMD’s

  17. RJM says:

    You would need to tie a 5′ 2″ x 4″ across your ass to keep from falling in.

  18. Rich says:

    The less height challenged miss needs a little sign with a line with arrow points at each end just below her … uh … upper mounds, that says below the line:

    YOU MUST BE AT LEAST THIS HIGH TO RIDE THIS RIDE, and IF YOU FALL BELOW THIS LINE IN HEIGHT, BEWARE! RISK OF MAMMARY INFLUCTED DAMAGES

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