Adding To The Hysteria: 2012 Doomsday!

APOCALYPTO: Panic spreads ahead of Mayan prophecy…

Ahead of December 21, which marks the conclusion of the 5,125-year “Long Count” Mayan calendar, panic buying of candles and essentials has been reported in China and Russia, along with an explosion in sales of survival shelters in America.

In France believers were preparing to converge on a mountain where they believe aliens will rescue them.

The precise manner of Armageddon remains vague, ranging from a catastrophic celestial collision between Earth and the mythical planet Nibiru, also known as Planet X, a disastrous crash with a comet, or the annihilation of civilisation by a giant solar storm.

In America Ron Hubbard, a manufacturer of hi-tech underground survival shelters, has seen his business explode. “We’ve gone from one a month to one a day,” he said. “I don’t have an opinion on the Mayan calendar but, when astrophysicists come to me, buy my shelters and tell me to be prepared for solar flares, radiation, EMPs (electromagnetic pulses) … I’m going underground on the 19th and coming out on the 23rd. It’s just in case anybody’s right.”

Just like the French – it’s the end of the world and they’re waiting for someone else to come and rescue them. Ha!

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4 Responses to Adding To The Hysteria: 2012 Doomsday!

  1. sortahwitte says:

    Just like the french. Welcome the inter-galactic human flesh eaters.

    Just like the germans. Shoot down the ambassadors from the planet Bimbo.

  2. Locke n Load says:

    UIhhh, well, sure would put a damper on the fiscal cliff talks, no? So bring it! If the world wants to go apocoplypto then lets have at it! If it means the POTUS gets wacked in an ash storm, all the better! Me, I’m gonna put in the 3D 2012 dvd that night and laugh my ass off with the kids :)
    If you haven’t run up the carsda and gotten yourself a 60inch 3D pplasma, I’d highly reccomend it. Might as well watch the pockeylips in high def!

  3. Ray Davies says:

    Be sure to check back here on the 21st and 22nd. I’ll be here

  4. notamobster says:

    I’ll be here on the 21st! (and hopefully the 22nd) :-)

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