We need common sense dance control


We are devoted to creating an America free dance party deaths, where all Americans are safe at home, at school, at work, and in our communities.

The Gangnam Campaign works to pass and enforce sensible federal and state dance laws, regulations, and public policies through grassroots activism, electing public officials who support common sense dance party laws, and increasing public awareness of dancing related deaths. Through Gangnam Campaign Chapters, we work locally to educate people about the dangers of dancing, honor victims of dance party deaths, and pass sensible dance party laws, believing that all Americans, especially children, have the right to live free from the threat of dance party deaths.

The Gangnam Campaign works to reform the music industry by enacting and enforcing sensible regulations to reduce dancing deaths, including regulations governing the music industry. In addition, we represent victims of dance injuries in the courts. We educate the public about dance party risks through litigation, grassroots mobilization, and outreach to affected communities.

Why do we do this? To put an end unnecessary deaths like this…

A U.K. man collapsed and died from a heart attack at his office Christmas party – after dancing to Gangnam Style.

Eamonn Kilbride, 46, had been doing the energetic horse-riding style moves to Korean pop sensation Psy’s hit song with his co-workers – but seconds later suddenly dropped to the floor.

The tragedy occurred at an office party for the Thwaites brewery, in Blackburn, Lancashire, where Kilbride worked as an IT manager.

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16 Responses to We need common sense dance control

  1. notamobster says:

    Obviousry, Gangnam Style contributed to and enabled this man’s death. If dancing were not so readily accessible, he and others like him would still be alive.

    At the very least, I think we should look at banning Assault Dances. Often referred to as ‘Break Dancing’, these fast-moving, military drill-style moves have no business in the civilian dance market. There is no legitimate use for such militant dance moves. They often utilize head-bands, ‘sneaks’ or sneakers, and are frequently accompanied by freestyle “battles”.

    I call on all Americans to join me in calling for an end to this style of dance, dance accessories, and the dangerous culture they create. We must also end the dance-show loopholes which allow for the acquisition of such methods as the forbidden “lambada”.

  2. notamobster says:

    I think Psy is a North Korean operative sent to the free-world to kill and main in the name of Kim il-Jung. πŸ™‚

  3. R.D. Walker says:

    I think he actually is Kim Jong Un. Think about it. Have you ever seen them both in a room at the same time? Oppan Pyongyang style!

  4. RJM says:

    What’s Gangnam style dancing?

    • notamobster says:

      In an interview Psy says it’s “noble at the day time, and crazy at night”. It’s a neologism for the Gangnam district of Seoul. His Engrish is remarkable.

      How bad do the North Koreans suck? This is their parody of Oppan Gangnam Style. Sad, really:

      I don’t read North Korean, but I’m guessing that whatever they are telling the reader in their poorly edited 8mm video with a soundtrack from the 1940’s is probably about as funny as the dimly lit visuals. Communists just don’t get it.

  5. R.D. Walker says:

    You know, this never gets old.

  6. sortahwitte says:

    Wow RD. I was just thinking about that dance video!
    Shake a red tail feather, baby.