Muslims To Make $1B Movie Series About Muhhamad

No. Really. 

* Warlord = check
* Married 6yr old, but waited to have sex until she was 9 = check
* Didn’t really care for Jews = check
* Demanded absolute compliance/submission = check

Where’s my money?

Following repeated insults by Western media on Prophet Muhammad (peace and blessing be upon him), a Qatari-base company is planning a movie series about the life of the Muslims’ spiritual leader.

“The team of experts has finished writing the scenario after overcoming numerous artistic and dramatic challenges,” chairman of Alnoor Holding Ahmed Al-Hashemi said in a statement cited by Agence France-Presse (AFP).

The seven-part series will have a budget of $1 billion.

It will be produced in English and will be translated into several different languages “to correct the wrong image Western societies have of Islam,” the company said.


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6 Responses to Muslims To Make $1B Movie Series About Muhhamad

  1. Uke says:

    A billion dollars, huh? I guess we’re shooting for the opposite of the Blair Witch model then?

  2. sortahwitte says:

    Will it show them porkin’ the farm animals? I probably can’t say “porkin” in a post about the muzzies. It would be in bad taste.

  3. Frank in Texas says:

    Artistic and dramatic challenges eh? Must mean being able to smooth out the pederastic and pedophilic parts of Muhammad’s otherwise murderous, racist and infidelphobic tendencies. In the first 10 seconds of the movie they will detail the puppy loving, walking on the beach, beautiful sunsets aspects of Islam. The other 3 hours will be more truthful as the Muslims and Muhammad slaughter and cut off the heads of anyone dissing the “Religion of Peace”. Look for Obama to have a cameo part due to his support of said religion.

  4. Roy Ryder says:

    Um, I thought it was a sin to show Muhammed’s face. Kinda hard to make a movie about somebody and not be able to actually show him. I guess that’s what they meant by “artistic challenges”. Fortunately, some radical jihadi will take offense at this and it’ll be stopped before it gets anywhere.

  5. Van-a-gram says:

    Wait a minute. How can you even make a movie about Mohammed? Pictures of him are forbidden. So, this is just a big 2 hour blank screen?