When grocery shopping, I always buy extra bacon, for when the urge for a sammie like in the pic hits me. Last couple of times, I’ve ended up at a register where the sackers are Middle Eastern. You should see the disgust on their faces when they sacked the bacon.
If they’re still working there the next time I go, I’m going to regale the cashier at their register with how great everything tastes with a soupcon of bacon (the “c” in “soupcon” should be that funny-looking foreign thing).
I didn’t see the shirt! All I saw was bacon, white hair and glasses! Some would say it’s an understandable mistake, considering that amount of bacon draws the eyes.
My husband is a beekeeper as a hobby and every year uses some of the beeswax to make chapstick. Each year he makes his own bacon flavored chapstick. I like bacon, but that chapstick is just nasty.
"Perhaps the fact that we have seen millions voting themselves into complete dependence on a tyrant has made our generation understand that to choose one's government is not necessarily to secure freedom."
Not one damn thing wrong with that.
I fail to see a problem. In fact I may have to fake a stutter the next time I order…
I DIDN”T STUTTER !!!!!
Mmmmmm…. That’s the anti-hajji burger.
Looks like my breakfast sometimes.
When grocery shopping, I always buy extra bacon, for when the urge for a sammie like in the pic hits me. Last couple of times, I’ve ended up at a register where the sackers are Middle Eastern. You should see the disgust on their faces when they sacked the bacon.
If they’re still working there the next time I go, I’m going to regale the cashier at their register with how great everything tastes with a soupcon of bacon (the “c” in “soupcon” should be that funny-looking foreign thing).
Excuse me, sir. Would you like some bread, lettuce and tomato with your bacon?
“No thanks. No need to taint the bacon-tasticness.”
Also, did you just call that woman a man?
I didn’t see the shirt! All I saw was bacon, white hair and glasses! Some would say it’s an understandable mistake, considering that amount of bacon draws the eyes.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. >.>
My husband is a beekeeper as a hobby and every year uses some of the beeswax to make chapstick. Each year he makes his own bacon flavored chapstick. I like bacon, but that chapstick is just nasty.
I love the look on that woman’s face.
Ah, all that bacon distracted me from looking at the shirt. I’m going to assume I wouldn’t get a tip.
A tip? That’s $1400 worth of bacon!
The only thing that bacon doesn’t make better is a good pizza. Everything else is better with bacon. My wife doesn’t eat on burgers, but she’s crazy.
Excuse me, waitress? Can I get some ketchup, some more water, and a couple nitroglycerin pills? Thank you.