What If You Stutter When You Order A BLT?



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13 Responses to What If You Stutter When You Order A BLT?

  1. Greg B says:

    Not one damn thing wrong with that.

  2. Rockheim says:

    I fail to see a problem. In fact I may have to fake a stutter the next time I order…

  3. Ray Davies says:

    I DIDN”T STUTTER !!!!!

    • notamobster says:

      Mmmmmm…. That’s the anti-hajji burger.

      • AFB says:

        Looks like my breakfast sometimes.

        When grocery shopping, I always buy extra bacon, for when the urge for a sammie like in the pic hits me. Last couple of times, I’ve ended up at a register where the sackers are Middle Eastern. You should see the disgust on their faces when they sacked the bacon.

        If they’re still working there the next time I go, I’m going to regale the cashier at their register with how great everything tastes with a soupcon of bacon (the “c” in “soupcon” should be that funny-looking foreign thing). πŸ˜€

  4. Lai says:

    Excuse me, sir. Would you like some bread, lettuce and tomato with your bacon?

    • Uke says:

      “No thanks. No need to taint the bacon-tasticness.”

      Also, did you just call that woman a man? πŸ˜›

      • Lai says:

        I didn’t see the shirt! All I saw was bacon, white hair and glasses! Some would say it’s an understandable mistake, considering that amount of bacon draws the eyes.

        That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. >.>

  5. JenR says:

    My husband is a beekeeper as a hobby and every year uses some of the beeswax to make chapstick. Each year he makes his own bacon flavored chapstick. I like bacon, but that chapstick is just nasty.

  6. Jim22 says:

    I love the look on that woman’s face.

    • Lai says:

      Ah, all that bacon distracted me from looking at the shirt. I’m going to assume I wouldn’t get a tip.

  7. notamobster says:

    A tip? That’s $1400 worth of bacon! πŸ™‚

    The only thing that bacon doesn’t make better is a good pizza. Everything else is better with bacon. My wife doesn’t eat on burgers, but she’s crazy.

  8. Bman says:

    Excuse me, waitress? Can I get some ketchup, some more water, and a couple nitroglycerin pills? Thank you.