Future History


So far…..

“I’ve known Rev. Wright for almost 20 years. The person that I saw yesterday was not the person I met 20 years ago. His comments were not only divisive and destructive, but I believe that they end up giving comfort to those who prey on hate, and I believe that they do not portray accurately the perspective of the black church.”

“I’m saddened by today’s verdict. This isn’t the Tony Rezko I knew, but now he has been convicted by a jury on multiple charges that once again shine a spotlight on the need for reform. I encourage the General Assembly to take whatever steps are necessary to prevent these kinds of abuses in the future.”

Coming soon…

“Americans were shocked at the Iranian use of nuclear weapons in Saudi Arabia and Kuwait today. The Mahmoud Ahmadinejad I saw today was not the moderate leader I met with last year…”

“I have ordered that flags be lowered to half mast today out of respect for the hundreds of thousands of citizens of Seoul, South Korea and have asked the Secretary of Defense to explore means to assist the Japanese Defense forces. The Kim Jong Il who launched attacks is a different man from the one I met with two years ago…”

“The people of Columbia have suffered greatly during the civil war. Since insurgents armed and supplied by the Hugo Chavez government have taken control in Bogota, the Venezuelan government has cut off diplomatic relations with the United States. This action by President Chavez is not the kind of action the man I knew would make…”

“When I issued the order providing amnesty for Ayman al-Zawahiri, he was not a man who would detonate a nuclear weapon in a U.S. city. Sadly, he appears to have changed…”

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3 Responses to Future History

  1. Van-a-gram says:

    Ah, but the best is still yet to come:

    “…that’s not the Michelle Obama that I grew to love and eventually marry….”

  2. Pat Hash says:

    Nah, that Michelle is the black mother he never had. Obama adores her, look at the way he looks at her when they’re together on Television interviews.

    As if to say “yes mother”.

    He will never throw his black mother under the bus. No! no, no.

  3. Notamobster says:

    “I chose my friends carefully.” ~Barack Hussein MaoBama, “Dreams of My Father”