Todd Hartley writes in the Aspen Times. He has a strange allegation. I wonder what makes him so interested in penises.
He is trying to start something. He is attempting to initiate a line of discussion among moonbats whereby they make fun of gun owners – again. My guess is it won’t work. As a matter of fact this article makes him look like a fool.
ShareSo, since I’m not particularly concerned about the National Rifle Association ruining my political career, I’ll be the one to say it: If you own multiple guns or feel the need to possess a military-style assault weapon, it’s because you have a small penis.
Let me clarify that statement a little, if I may. Owning a handgun to protect your home and your family is fine. Owning a rifle or shotgun for hunting or target shooting is also fine. But owning lots of guns or pseudo-machine guns means you have a tiny wiener and you’re incredibly self-conscious about it. That’s the plain and simple truth, even if it’s not true.
Now, I know a lot of you are probably saying to yourselves, “But Todd, plenty of women also own guns. What about them? Do they have small penises, too?”
My answer to that question would be: yes. Yes they do. Women who own assault weapons have tiny penises, just like their male counterparts.”
I would rather have a small penis than a head that looks a circumcised cock.
I was thinking the same thing when I clicked on comments and it was already here.
At least he honest about Leftist integrity, “That’s the plain and simple truth, even if it’s not true.” This is why you will never win an convince these morons of anything.
I agree. Anybody who can accept such liberal non-sense has deliberately turned off their brain and is just running on emotions.
Leftist intellectual honesty summarized: “That’s the plain and simple truth, even if it’s not true.”
Todd’s right. Guns are for small penises. Militaries should discard their weapons and “sword fight.” Best endowed man will win.
i like collecting guns, books, tools, etc unlike the phallic fool above who probably fancies unicorns, cherubs,mai-tai umbrellas, etc. To each his own i suppose.
but then i reserve the right to make his head explode with music like this.
i’m guessing he’d be offended on so many levels
This is exactly how the New Left thinks, acts and implements their Marxian Worm philosophy. Need Proof? Verify this statement with the likes of:
1) Bill Mahr
2) Steven Colbert
3) John Stewart
4) David Letterman
5) TOSH.com
6) Mr. Bergeron of AFV fame
for starters…is disseminated to their diversly captive audiences of uneducated whites, blacks, hispanics and asians, who by the way also re-elected Obama for his triumphal second term…darn, almost reads like Napoleon’s Coronation. You know, “Let Them Eat Cake” fame!!! Then came the French Revolution – all hell broke loose. Pray. Amen. We The People retired our “muskets” and now have “newer and more efficient” weaponry. Gird-your-loins!!!
I compensate for my small penis by crushing moonbats intellectually, and shooting well.
It might be small—but I have a lot of fun with it.
I’m talkin’ about the handguns,folks
I have always said that I wanted to hear from the wrong side when they had thoughtfully and seriously considered one of our cornerstones. This fuckwad has made me dismiss ANY comments from the left.