Who Needs A Strike? The Iranians Are Nincompoops.

Iranian officials have instructed residents of Isfahan to leave the city, renewing concerns that a nearby nuclear site could be leaking radioactive material.

An edict issued Wednesday by Iranian authorities orders Isfahan’s one-and-a-half million people to leave the city “because pollution has now reached emergency levels,” the BBC reported.

However, outside observers suspect that the evacuation order may corroborate previous reports indicating that a uranium enrichment facility near Isfahan had been leaking radioactive material.

Tehran went to great lengths in December to deny these reports, telling state-run media outlets that “the rumors about leaking and contamination at Isfahan’s [Uranium Conversion Facility] are not true at all.”

By “not true at all”, of course, they mean that you should run for your life because the toxic “pollution” will make your hair & teeth fall out give you a nasty case of the death. Nothing to see here, folks.

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3 Responses to Who Needs A Strike? The Iranians Are Nincompoops.

  1. A Guy says:

    Part of me wants to cheer, but then I realize that the majority of those people are just innocent pawns of a terrible society.

    • Notamobster says:

      Yeah, its sad for all the good people, but it makes met laugh at the regime.

      • A Guy says:

        Oh.. Don’t get me wrong. I got a good hearty laugh out of it, but then I felt bad. I’m a softy. What can I say? 😉