Sweet Moonbat Agony at DU

Bwa HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Oh my God my sides are splitting! This is too much. Can’t catch my breath. Oh. Wow. Classic.

I am even going to break a rule and link to the Democratic Underground, it is that good.

What happened that my SS withholdings in my paycheck just went up. My paycheck just went down by an amount that I don’t feel comfortable with. I guarantee this decrease will hurt me more than the increase in income taxes will hurt those making over $400,000.

That gives me a schadenboner that will definitely last more than four hours.

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24 Responses to Sweet Moonbat Agony at DU

  1. SexySumBiatch says:

    My day was sucking pretty bad and then BAM, out of nowhere you give me this gift of joy and laughter! Thank you SO much! And BTW, I will be using Schadenboner henceforth……

  2. Trent says:

    Buahahahahahaahahhhaaa. Good find, good find.

    It is kind of like when a child finally touches the fire and find out it is hot. Check that, a kid knows they have been burned.

  3. Rockheim says:

    But… But… But…. They’re taking MY money now!!! ROTFLMFAO!!!

  4. Bman says:

    I was a registered member of Demoncratic Underground before I met TheRealReavo. I was kicked off after 4 comments. True story.

  5. R.D. Walker says:

    I am among the proud legions of people booted from Little Green Footballs.

    • Bman says:

      A sports site? Did you say something derogatory about Tom Brady or something?

      • R.D. Walker says:

        Nah, it was prototype conservative blog run by a fuknut named Charles Johnson. One day he woke up, decided to go ranging moonbat and purged all the regulars.

        It would be like I came here tomorrow, said the Real Revo is now a Daily Kos affiliate and started banning people. It was insane.

        • Notamobster says:

          Oh that is too rich. I’m gonna have to go get my teeth cleaned tomorrow from all the sweetness!

        • Matt says:

          Yeah, Charles’ nosedive was about the most bizarrely rapid and complete I’ve ever witnessed. He went full-tilt crazy practically within minutes. I still have no idea what set him off, but he metamorphosed into a vindictive evangelical atheist moonbat pinko within a matter of sentences.

    • Matt says:

      Count me among that proud legion as well.

  6. Greg B says:

    I get the image of Jim Carrey in the first Pet Detective movie.


  7. Fubar says:


    that anyone on DU is actually employed! I thought they were all underwear clad basement dwellers !

  8. Jim22 says:

    I just followed your link to DUMB. I fled immediately because of the auto-start ad for some Gangnam crap or other. Irritating ‘music’.

  9. DarthJay says:

    Classic! Love it. It’s all fun and games ’till it starts effecting THEIR paychecks, huh?

  10. R.D. Walker says:

  11. DarthJay says:

    #WhyIsMyPaycheckLessThisWeek is trending on Twitter. Genius.

  12. BarbaCat says:

    Rush was just quacking about this tweet. Looks like it’s making the rounds real fast!

  13. BrunDawg says:

    It all depends on whether this was the result of an ‘increase in taxes’ or an ‘elimination of tax cuts’ because everyone knows those are two different things…so we were told…by moonbat running-mouth occupiers.
    And now, back to your regularly scheduled beverage.

  14. Uke says:

    This message was self-deleted by its author (NCTraveler) on Fri Jan 4, 2013, 02:36 PM. When the original post in a discussion thread is self-deleted, the entire discussion thread is automatically locked so new replies cannot be posted.

    So… do you think it was deleted due to a revelation and then the ensuing, abject shame of what they realized? πŸ˜›

    • notamobster says:

      Exactly, Uke.

      This flaming retard realized just how stupid he made himself look, and that he actually helped our cause, so he deleted the post. Thanks NC Traveler!