We sure have a lot of banning to do…

Here is Biden today.

“As the president said, if your actions result in only saving one life, they’re worth taking. But I’m convinced we can affect the well-being of millions of Americans and take thousands of people out of harm’s way if we act responsibly.”

Actions that save only one life are worth taking huh? Well then, let’s get to banning.

Banning swimming pools would save many lives.

So would banning football.

We need to ban organic food after the e-coli outbreaks. It would save many lives.

Naturally we need to reinstate prohibition.

We have to ban tattoos. That would save a life here and there.

Traveling must be forbidden.

All amusement parks must be close even if to save just one life.

Motorcycles, snowmobiles, ATVs and cars must all be banned.

Bicycles must be banned.

Skiing and snowboarding are out.

Marijuana must be re-criminalized in Colorado and Washington.

Backpacking must end.

No more boating if even to save just one life.

I am just getting started. If things must be banned even if it results in saving just one life, we have our work cut out for us.

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22 Responses to We sure have a lot of banning to do…

  1. Uke says:

    Vending machines must be banned.


    And sharks. Ban sharks. Declare a War on Sharks.

  2. Uke says:

    Sex. Sex must also be made illegal.

  3. Greg B says:

    Oh Hell, we can just nip it in the bud & ban Death itself.
    There, every body is safe now.

  4. TN-Cat says:

    Cant forget ladders.

  5. Bman says:

    Ban Legos. Kids choke on them.

  6. Doc says:

    Ban ALL Medical Proceedures! That shit kills people by th’ THOUSANDS EVERY YEAR!!!

  7. Bman says:

    We should ban NOT carrying a gun. How many lives have been lost as a result of NOT being armed?

    Remember, if it saves just one life, it’s worth it.

  8. alltoy says:

    We must ban all medication… Many people have died just taking simple aspirin, I cant imagine the suffering that antibiotics are causing…

  9. R.D. Walker says:

    Sex, obviously, must be banned. Especially homosexual sex… if only to save a single life.

  10. Slaphappypap says:

    Ban working. Work is slowly killing me.

  11. Uke says:

    I feel like we’re picking on the low-hanging fruit here by going after Biden…

    But for some reason, I don’t feel that bad about it.

  12. notamobster says:

    Wouldn’t banning marriage save a ‘single’ life?

  13. JenR says:

    My uncle’s girlfriend died from falling off a horse. All horses should be banned.

  14. JenR says:

    Last year a friend died from a heart attack after a marathon. Ban marathons.

  15. Rockheim says:

    Drinking too much water can kill you..


    We need to ban water!! Think of the children!!

  16. Doc says:

    I thought of this on my way in to work this morning…FISHING! Hundreds of folks are killed each year fishing. Give th’ tyrant all yer rods, reels, & tackleboxes ‘cuz THAT SHIT is DEADLY!

  17. jacksonsdad says:

    Peanuts and shellfish just as a start for life threatening allergens. Somebody mentioned SEX above… that might meet some resistance but… one particular type of sex is MUCH more deadly than the rest.

    As “assault weapons” are to guns so “gay anal sex” is to intercourse. Ban that shit ;o)

  18. fubar says:

    must ban farming

    -father and two sons killed by slurrystore
    -neighbor killed by large round bale
    -neighbor killed by runaway hay wagon