NOT The Onion

Seriously. This is real.

A new video game featuring a black alien female superhero delivered to Earth to fight global warming is about to hit the market thanks to a $100,000 grant from the Obama administration.

The National Endowment for the Arts is funding the Spelman College of Atlanta, Ga.’s multi-episode game called “HERadventure.” In the grant announcement made last year, the NEA said the story “focuses on a young female superhero sent to Earth to save her own planet from devastation because of climate changes caused by social issues impacting women and girls.”

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4 Responses to NOT The Onion

  1. BrunDawg says:

    Just another remake of a classic:

  2. Danny says:

    Your tax dollars at…

  3. vanagram says:

    “…climate changes caused by social issues impacting women and girls.”

    Episode 1: BAFS (black alien female superhero) confronts the evil Sandra Fluk. “Don’t you know that all the free contraceptives being handed out eventually end up in landfills? The seagulls in California haven’t been able to reproduce for months!”

    Episode 2: BAFS goes after the NRA. “All those lead bullets are poisoning our waterways and contaminating natural habitats.” BAFS is then identified as an illegal alien here without proper documentation and is shot dead by Wayne LaPierre. The End.

  4. Matt says:

    Finally, a hairy-legged, bra-less superhero that reeks of hemp, b.o., and patchouli.