Your old mommy has been replaced by a massive centralized, bureaucratic machine in a distant capitol city.
#Winter #wx tip: Wear several layers of loose-fitting, lightweight, warm clothing rather than one layer of heavy clothing. #R2BR2013
— ReadydotGov (@ReadydotGov) January 4, 2013
Refrain from inserting metal objects such as screwdrivers, push pins, or any other metal objects into electrical sockets.
Wear your rubbers.
I hate these people.
Look up and down before you cross the freeway.
Please tell me what the hell this has to do with Homeland Security:
BIG SIS: ‘If You Must Shovel Snow, Stretch Before Going Outside’…
@Nota: Must be something about pulled muscles being a national security threat. Or something.
Also:
Leave me the hell alone.
This is a condom,boys, and girls, and here’s how you use it. They are free as you go out the door. But, if you forget, don’t worry we’ll have free abortions in the nurses office, and we can’t tell your parents. I’m going to leave you children alone in the next few minutes be sure to experiment all you wish. There are plenty here for you to practice on each other with. This is a program straight from the lips of President Obama, so it must be a grand idea.