And now an Important message from your new mommy…

Your old mommy has been replaced by a massive centralized, bureaucratic machine in a distant capitol city.


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8 Responses to And now an Important message from your new mommy…

  1. Bman says:

    Refrain from inserting metal objects such as screwdrivers, push pins, or any other metal objects into electrical sockets.

  2. Jim22 says:

    Wear your rubbers.

  3. RUDE JUDE says:

    Look up and down before you cross the freeway.

  4. Uke says:

    @Nota: Must be something about pulled muscles being a national security threat. Or something.

    Also:

  5. sortahwitte says:

    Leave me the hell alone.

  6. Ray Davies says:

    This is a condom,boys, and girls, and here’s how you use it. They are free as you go out the door. But, if you forget, don’t worry we’ll have free abortions in the nurses office, and we can’t tell your parents. I’m going to leave you children alone in the next few minutes be sure to experiment all you wish. There are plenty here for you to practice on each other with. This is a program straight from the lips of President Obama, so it must be a grand idea.

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