Norks get serious…

They are claiming they are targeting the United States with nukes.

North Korea said on Thursday it would carry out further rocket launches and a nuclear test that would target the United States, dramatically stepping up its threats against a country it called its “sworn enemy”.

The announcement by the country’s top military body came a day after the U.N. Security Council agreed to a U.S.-backed resolution to censure and sanction North Korea for a rocket launch in December that breached U.N. rules.

North Korea is not believed to have the technology to deliver a nuclear warhead capable of hitting the continental United States, although its December launch showed it had the capacity to deliver a rocket that could travel 10,000 km (6,200 miles), potentially putting San Francisco in range, according to an intelligence assessment by South Korea.

Damn. We should make it clear that we are capable of bombing them forward to the stone age… Gangnam style. Nah. Not really. Obama will smite them with an important speech.

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12 Responses to Norks get serious…

  1. AW Mens says:

    What does it make me when my first thought after reading this was that the “potentially putting San Francisco in range” had an upside?

  2. sortahwitte says:

    AW. Actually my second thought. My first – Damn, what an impact on domestic wine production. And those cute little oranges.

    • BigJimTX says:

      Florida has oranges. Texas has wine.

      Greg needs to move so we can sink the west coast.

    • EastBayLarry says:

      If they actually HIT San Francisco neither oranges nor wine would be affected in the least.
      Now who’s got the odds on their aim being that good?

  3. Rockheim says:

    I was thinking that we need to check and see if there are any foreign investors buying up land east of the San Andreas.. Perhaps Kimmy boy just got a VHS player there and someone screened Superman for him..
    “That Lex Luthor person is BRILLIANT!!!”

  4. Jim22 says:

    Scares me.


  5. Uke says:

    You’d think that LA would be their primary target.

  6. Bman says:

    I believe their rockets are fueled by Mentos and Diet Coke.