Freaky Friday Caption Contest


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21 Responses to Freaky Friday Caption Contest

  1. xiphos says:

    Tsunami warning!

  2. Bman says:

    “Free Billy!” Sunday, only on ABC 9ET/8CT

  3. Rich says:

    QE XXXIV would, despite rosey predictions, utterly empty the world wide economic pool. Econ-pool-side nations anticipate a soaking!

  4. xiphos says:

    OK, everybody out of the pool…….NOW!

  5. BrunDawg says:

    Boris! I said leviathan, not levitation… but that’s pretty cool.

  6. Jerry says:

    And that, you guys, is how pigs fly!

  7. RJM says:

    Jabba the Hut learns Jedi levitation.

  8. R.D. Walker says:

    The moment of silence preceding a shocking demonstration of Archimedes’ principle.

  9. Greg says:

    Governor Christie goes on Vacation. RnR before making his switch to the Democrats, stating that they always wins and he wants to be a winner.

    Meanwhile…. back in homeland…. Joe Biden introduces recommendations to remove all pellet rifles from existence….

  10. DarthJay says:

    Definitive proof to the left that Michael Moore is off the deep end…

  11. R.D. Walker says:

    The last flight of the Spruce Goose on final approach.

  12. R.D. Walker says:

    Ban High Capacity Assault Flops! It’s for the children.

  13. Bman says:

    Cripes! Greg Louganis really let himself go!

  14. zack66 says:

    Says the fat boy in the purple shirt, “One day I’m going to be just like him!”

  15. SemperFi says:

    Billy, This is the last time I am going to show you. You have to catch the breeze at the right moment to float the mountains of jello mass. Concentrate!

  16. notamobster says:

    ♪♫…think about it every night & day, spread my wings & fly away – I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!! I believe I can touch the sky-y-y!♪♫

  17. Greg B says:

    Despite Tinker Bell’s assurances the he could, indeed, still fly. Peter thought it best to carry out an experiment in a semi controlled environment, before attempting that “Second star to the right, and straight on till morning!” bit.

  18. Bman says:

    Fat Camp: Home of the Flopper

  19. jacksonsdad says:

    I’m so glad to find that someone got a snapshot of that flop… it received a 9.6 from the judges and catapulted me to victory! Now I can frame this photo and mount it alongside my “Most Fantastic Flopper Of 2012” trophy!

    Even as I admire my impeccable form it’s a little bittersweet. Alas, I fear I may never squeeze into my ‘skinny trunks’ again. But thanks for finding the pic RD… I was afraid that glorious moment when I was at my pinnacle was forever lost (except in my fond memories)!

  20. ph says:

    Add a couple of ropes and a lot of helium and that guy could be a float in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade… Sorry I forgot Bloomberg banned fat people from his city.

  21. BrunDawg says:

    Skip, seen here, living up to his name (well, we knew it wasn’t Bob).