Guns for Bloomberg, none for you…

See? You have to understand, important people like Bloomberg need guns and you don’t. As a high profile person, people will make threats against his life ten or twelve times during his career. He could be killed each of these times.

As a private person, you will you won’t be threatened nearly that many times.

See? Bloomberg needs guns around him because he could be killed ten or twelve times. You don’t need any because no more than one person will attempt to kill you and probably not that many. You will be killed only a fraction of the number of times Bloomberg would therefore, no guns for you. If, disarmed and unable to defend yourself, you are killed by a gun toting criminal, you can take comfort as you bleed out that the odds you being killed were less than the odds of Bloomberg being killed.

Now, don’t you feel better?

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3 Responses to Guns for Bloomberg, none for you…

  1. Burd Dog says:


    Please consider posting this link…I’d love to hear opinions as to WTF this “drill” in Houston was. It’s on Drudge right now. Thanks.

  2. Jim22 says:

    One word: Intimidation.

  3. James says:

    The new Praetorian guard.