Christie Hefner: “Violence In Chicago Is Caused By…

Global Warming.”

Really. Hugh Hefner’s daughter and former CEO of the Playboy organization is a wacko. She looks like there is nothing that she approves of.

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24 Responses to Christie Hefner: “Violence In Chicago Is Caused By…

  1. Rockheim says:

    //cue Billy Madison clip.. “We are now all dumber.. for having listened to you..”

    • notamobster says:

      • Rockheim says:


      • DocO says:

        Okay, I confirmed what I new already.

        There is no statistical evidence that Chicago is hotter than New York.

        High Low Mean
        Jun 80°F 62°F 71°F
        Jul 84°F 68°F 76°F
        Aug 82°F 66°F 74°F

        New York
        High Low Mean
        Jun 79°F 64°F 72°F
        Jul 84°F 69°F 77°F
        Aug 83°F 68°F 76°F

        Source :

        • DocO says:

          Uggghhhhh…., I’m so pissed I looked that up. I wasted my time because some F*tard liberal just pulls “facts” out of her a** to support her crazy theories. It’s like a never ending game where the liberals can just say whatever they want, the media doesn’t challenge them, and we have to spend our own time correcting them, which takes time and effort. ARRRRERGHHHHH!!!!!

    • Testa Sterone says:

      No! Not “we”! She’s a blond! What were you expecting?

  2. BrunDawg says:

    Solution: Build a prison out of a large walk-in freezer.
    Other than that I’d just suggest just getting their body tems down to ambient.

  3. jacksonsdad says:

    Global Warming… Global Cooling… whatever it takes.

    I look at this pic….

    and the first thing that comes to mind is “Yeah… it’s DEFINITELY the gun’s fault. What else do those boys have in common?”

    • Testa Sterone says:

      I can definitely see the family resemblance in those pics. (No reference to you, of course.) They all have the same blank stare, the “weird” look in their eyes, and the stupid look on their face! And you just know, they all vote democrat!!!

      • Uke says:

        Most social animals in the wild will gang up on and kill one of their own that starts “acting strange.”

        Just putting that out there.

  4. sortahwitte says:

    She does approve of “daddy” banging girls one/third her age.

    • DocO says:

      What a shock that a narcissistic, self centered morally relativistic father would produce such a horribly ill informed little tw*t who isn’t content with just being criminally ignorant, but needs to appear in public spouting here idiocy with the cock absurdness than only the truly stooopid can pull off . It’s shocking I say. Great job Heff.

  5. R.D. Walker says:

    I blame the lack of pubic hair. In the 1950s, more people had pubic hair and the crime rate was lower. I think that indicates a inverse relationship between pubic hair and violent crime.

    Since shaved/waxed/lasered/plucked pubic hair as a fashion statement is hard to catch on without the assistance of publications like Playboy, I blame her.

    C’mon, it is as least as good as the fool’s reasoning.

  6. R.D. Walker says:

    Seriously, violent crime has been decreasing for decades around the rest of the country. Why does the violent effects of global warming restrict themselves to places like Chicago?

    • Uke says:

      Clearly it has something to do with the Urban Heat Island effect, combined with the Chicago blues scene. Chicago blues, while by itself is normally soothing, combines with high ambient heat (and Chicago deep-dish style pizzas) to create a toxic, enraging concoction.

      The result? Death. It’s science.

      • notamobster says:

        Yep, it’s a “proven-fact” (automatically lends authority to my statement)that the UHIE (urban heat island effect) combines with ABMS (angry black man syndrome), to produce toxic MRIGFE (murderous-rage-induced gunfire emissions).

        That it only happens in Democrat strongholds, is further proof that only democrats care about globull warming. <--- impeccable logic.

  7. xenicalman says:

    But can she cook?

    • Testa Sterone says:

      Probably not! She has led a rather “indulged” life off her rich daddy’s legacy! Somebody was hired to cook for her!!!