Advice From Big Sis: “Go After An Active Shooter With Scissors”

But never with a gun. New York Post Has the story:

Is your workplace getting shot up by a crazed gunman?

No problem — just grab a pair of scissors and fight back!

That’s some of the helpful advice in a new instructional video from the Department of Homeland Security that was posted on the agency’s Web site just a month after the massacre at Sandy Hook Elementary School in Connecticut.”

Maybe if you go after him with scissors you will catch his attention long enough so everyone else can get away before you are totally dead. Never once is the possibility of stopping the carnage by shooting the shooter addressed. Instead we are told to run away or to barricade ourselves in.

Really? Scissors? How stupid are the people at Homeland Security?

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15 Responses to Advice From Big Sis: “Go After An Active Shooter With Scissors”

  1. RJ says:

    This is the result of the years of sheepification of America, our supposed “law enforcement leaders” telling people to defend them selves only as a last resort against a active shooter with scissors.

    Reminds me of a discussion the other day with an officer who believed that a teacher who would put theirself between students and a shooter should not be allowed to carry a pistol because of liability issues. Too freaking stupid to see the obvious answer, sad just too freaking sad.

  2. Rockheim says:

    ROTFLMFAO!! I was just about to mention this. I watched that stupid video and when that woman opened up the drawer and went for the scissors I swear to god I had visions of the 80’s movie “Student Bodies” where the killer opened a desk drawer and went over a selection of weapons.. gun, knife, rope, etc. and finally settled on the paperclip…

  3. DocO says:

    Soooo…, you just better hope that the shooter doesn’t also have a ROCK, because as we know ROCK beats SCISSORS.

  4. Roy Ryder says:

    Maybe DHS is hoping that the shooter will laugh himself to death.

  5. Flatearther says:

    Ah but they have 1.5 million rounds of ammo, Armored troop carriers, drones ect….

    I’m just not feeling the love.

  6. Bman says:

    I was expecting to see Jason Voorhees or Michael Myers to make an appearance in this video.

    I was confused at the 1:30ish mark, with the guy hiding outside the building while a crazed gunman ran loose inside.

  7. Doc says:

    “Show me a 50 foot fence and I’ll show you a 51 foot ladder”-Janet Napolitano….THAT’S HOW DUMB SHE REALLY IS…just dumber than a sack-0-ball peen hammers…really…