Those Iranians are special. They’ve developed the worlds first-ever rivetless fiberglass stealth fighter! It apparently comes complete with an 8-track player (look at the slideshow, linked below) and a canopy made from the finest plastic bubbles found in gumball machines everywhere!
It’s stealth because there is NO WAY THAT THING LEAVES THE GROUND – NOT IN ANY UNIVERSE!
Iran’s newest fighter jet, Qaher-313, or Dominant-313, is unveiled by Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, accompanied by top officials during a ceremony, in Tehran, Iran, Saturday, Feb. 2, 2013. Ahmadinejad unveiled the country’s newest fighter jet, which officials claim can evade radar. Meanwhile, experts in the United States doubt if the plane can even fly, much less avoid radar.
I always find these staged hoaxes funny, because all of the words are written in English. What “English-as-a-1st-language” person is going to be servicing this aircraft?