“…also known as high capacity assault magazines.”

Congressman Mike Thompson (CA-5), chair of the House Gun Violence Prevention Task Force, today announced the task force’s comprehensive set of policy principles. Among the new revelations, standard issue magazines are commonly known as “high-capacity assault magazines.” From their gun grabbing manifesto…

Large capacity ammunition feeding devices, also known as high-capacity assault magazines, that allow a gun to fire more than 10 rounds without reloading, are designed for combat and military purposes, allowing them to be used to kill a large number of people in a short period of time. Limiting the capacity of magazines would allow law enforcement officials the opportunity to stop a crisis situation sooner and save lives. We support reinstating a prospective federal ban on high-capacity magazines for non-military, non-law enforcement purposes.

See? More and more in America, farce quickly evolves into reality. This jackassery took about two months.

Here is the nasty piece of propaganda on safe link to Scribd.com

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5 Responses to “…also known as high capacity assault magazines.”

  1. Doc says:


  2. notamobster says:

    Yeah, I’m giving up all of my “standard capacity assault magazines”! Unfortunately, for those involved, they will be empty when I do so. Watch out for that barrel, it’s gonna be kinda hot.

  3. Roy Ryder says:

    Liberals think that if they label everything “high capacity” and “assault” it makes it dangerous. I was thinking about these high-capacity assault magazines while working at my high-capacity assault desk in my high-capacity assault office complex. I printed the story on my high-capacity assault copier/printer and secured them together with my high-capicity assault stapler. Later tonight, I’ll review the story while sitting in my high-capacity assault lounge chair and wearing my high-capacity assault pajamas and high-capacity assault slippers. If I’m fortunate, my high-capacity assault wife will make some high-capacity assault hot chocolate and later we’ll enjoy some high-capacity assault snuggling. I’d best be careful or some high-capacity assault jackasss liberal will want to ban me.

    • notamobster says:

      I might not recommend the high-capacity assault snuggling. Most states have already banned that. 😉

      Just trying to be helpful…